The Catto's Famous Recipes
Thread Topic: The Catto's Famous Recipes
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I said OUT.
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:3 never ass hole.
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Find mod report time
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Let's calm down ^^'
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Emo, Cats politely asked you to leave her thread.
Please do so to refrain from any issues. ^^ -
Ty mother ^^
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Yw child ^w^
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I.l
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Cats Spaghetti
Ingredients
1 Cats
1 Spice
1 Cham
1 Blender
1 Plate
Instructions
1. Rip Cats' veins out and crush them into little particles, then set them aside for later
2. Measure Cats' body. If 5 inches long and 5 inches wides, cut in half. If 5 inches long and 5½ inches wide, chop head off. If more or less than the set size, shrink the Cats in a dryer or make it bigger in a washer
3. Squeeze blood from selected body part and set the body away for later
4. Dump blood into blender along with any chunks of flesh in it
5. Take Spice out and gently grind it against a cheese grader until only small slices of Spice
6. Pour blood onto Cat's new form as it is poisonous and will kill you
7. Pour Spice's slices into blender and mix it with Cat's blood
8. Take Cat's veins and sprinkle them lightly onto the newborn sphaggetti sauce
9. Chop of Cham's limbs for meatballs
10. If you haven't already, slice Cat's head off as a decoration and set it in a flower pot and enjoy your meal without pasta -
A H E M
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Shush, master chef moi is workin u_u
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NO NO NO
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Add a few Ghost peppers
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…just because you happen to be in the same place where I link a thread doesn’t mean you have to invade said thread as soon as it is unlocked
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