Be happy. Because you don't get a rebate on life.
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Thread Topic: Be happy. Because you don't get a rebate on life.
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If you're with that person that when you hear them coming closer your anus involuntarily clenches because you know there's going to be a fight, get out. Get in the care and drive away. Leave them with a check and your furniture and get away because you don't get a rebate. And if you're sitting there right now and you're aware that the person you're with might actually do this, you've got one shot tonight. You take them home, you give them a foot massage, you light some candles, you sex them like they've never been sexed before and in the morning you make them breakfast because you've got alot of making up to do. Now you know.
Because I am the Martin Luther King of love tonight. I want everyone here to be happy because guess what? I have found my icecream truck. That's right and I feel like an astronaut. Because every day with her is a day in outer space.
I have a dream,
because I lived a nightmare.
And I can prove it. There's 3 billion men out there. There's 3 billion women out there. And if you're bisexual then you have no excuse to not be happy. So go and find your icecream truck. -
I found my ice cream truck. ^_^
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The hell....?
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