The Neden game
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Thread Topic: The Neden game
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Companion Cube NewbieLet's meet contestant number one
He's a schizophrenic, serial killer clown
Who says women love his sexy smile.
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, what's your question? -
Contestant number one,
I believe first impressions last forever.
So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house
And have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you would do to make
that first impression really stick -
Companion Cube NewbieNow, let's meet contestant number two
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak
Who works for the Dark Carnival.
He says women call him stretch nuts.
Sharon, let's hear your question -
I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions,
A man who expresses himself in his own special way.
Number two, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me know? -
Companion Cube NewbieWell it sounds like contestant number two
Is just over-flowing with sensitivity, Sharon
It's a tough choice so far.
Sharon, let's have your last question and
See which one is going to win the rights to your neden -
Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the
same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would
your pick up line be? Well, whoever's the smoothest wins! -
LOL Ork! xD
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f--- that, you'd be jacking me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in the crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face -
Yeah, freak with your nuts, yeah, that'll get her!
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Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better!
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Look, f--- you, I got a strong rap.
s---, you don't want contestant number two - he's mad-whack.
I walk into a barn and there he was
Standing up on a bucket, hehhehheh, tryinna f--- it.
It was a big, f---ing smelly ass farm llama -
DAAMN DAWG!
How you gonna diss your momma?! -
...What.
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