Bad pick up lines,
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Thread Topic: Bad pick up lines,
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I should call the police because your stealing my heart
Are you a parking ticket? cause you got fine written all over you -
I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN YOUR BUM!
(I believe that is the worst pick up line ever) -
O.o ugh.. yeah
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I've actually heard someone use that line before, too!
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Um.. okay then XD
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Hey, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
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tongue ExperiencedIf you were a door, I'd slam you all night.
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Zomg, I've got a list
1. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out
2.I wish that I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice
3.I bet you're magicly delishious, like a bowl of lucky charms
4.You'd look like Venus de Milo if I cut off your arms
5.Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again
6.Stop, drop, and roll now hun, 'cause you're on fire -
Do you like it hard? I'll give you it hard.
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The way your ass looks in those jeans in angelic. I can hear choirs singing praise in it's name.
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If I were to rewrite the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together. lol
Those clothes look good on you but they'd look great on the floor. -
Do your legs hurt? Bc ur running through my mind
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Are your pants made of Windex, because I can see myself in them.
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The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
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A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck.
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