Is there a mirror in your pocket?
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Thread Topic: Is there a mirror in your pocket?
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Post your worst!
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DonutDaGreat NewbieIdk any
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"What's always up and never gets tired? My d---."
"Are you from Heaven? Because I boner."
"I can move at speeds of 500 mph. Don't believe me? Want me to prove it?"
"I'll be the Devil and you can be the dickens."
"You can ride me for as long as you want."
Not really BAD pickup lines, but some are comical. If you know where these are from, you're awesome. :3 -
"Mama always told me not to stare at pretty girls,I will Turn into a statue.-look I'm already getting hard!"
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