Signs that you're now addicted to DBZ
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Thread Topic: Signs that you're now addicted to DBZ
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If they have * at the end, I've done it. 1. You've dressed up like one of the characters* 2. When you are asked what the japanese word for rice is, you instantly start screaming "GOHAN!!!"* 3. You dye your hair blonde and try to spike it up 4. You used ALL the hairspray just to TRY to get Vegeta's hair. 5. Every conversation you start always has to do something with DBZ 6. On a deserted island, you scream 'NIMBUS!' to see if he'll actually come. 7. You buy seven oranges and try to summon the dragon. 8. You go into fangirl position when you see a DBZ ad in ANY comic*. 9. You eat every night... at max speed... 10. You actually believe that if you concentrate hard enough, you will be able to fly. 11. You take sowing classes just to make a cute cuddly Vegeta plush toy 12. You had to go to the hospital because you tried to bust a Ginyu pose. 13. You almost gave a man a concussion from your excitement because he looked like Nappa, and you demanded to know where Vegeta was... And many more reasons >:)
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LOL
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14. You go outside on the full moon and scream until you pass out. 15. You name your cat Korin. 16. Your boyfriend is renamed Goku/Vegeta/Trunks/etc. 17. Your girlfriend is renamed ChiChi/Bulma/Eighteen/etc. 18. You start snickering when you see the number 18 19. You believe your toaster is an android made by Dr. Gero. 20. You failed biology for your diagram of a Cell. 21. You actually do alot of the stuff on here. 22. You attack anyone for saying that Vegeta has a receding hair line* .... And many more to come....
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lol, my sister said the next cat she gets will be named Korin
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o.o LOL That's creepy. I'm naming my hamster Vegeta e.e
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23. You sit on the toilet when you have compstipation and try to power up. 23. You work all day in woodssmith class to try and make a power pole. 24. You beat the crap out of your younger sibling for his Burger King Piccolo action figure when you don't even like Picolo. 25. You think that Frieza might be you're freezer, so you stay away from it. 26. You start giggling uncontrollably when someone says vegetables, carrots, burdocks, rice, or vegeta (which is a spice)
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Wow, I kinda do number 26
And should I not have done number24? -
26. You plan on naming your son/daughter after your favorite character. 27. If you like GokuxVegeta, GotenxTrunks, MiraiTrunksxMiraiGohan, etc., you try to come up with reasons of why they don't make good couples with their current wives*
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do one about avatar
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28. You bought Budakia Tenkiaichi 2 for the Ps2 AND PS3
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"Dragon Ball Z (ãƒã‚±ãƒ¢ãƒ³) is the only good anime ever created. In fact, it is so great, that if you so much as glance at it you will literally s--- your f---ing pants."
-Uncydlopedia Dragon Ball Z Article -
"Kuririn (Krillin in the original Engrish) is bald, which in a world where everybody's hair makes up half their bodyweight, makes him the worst character. He dies a lot too, but studies have shown baldness (and extreme ugliness) do not cause death. The dots on his head are genetic STD's, He does some stuff, but mostly just stands around going "He can't possibly be that powerful!" and "I have a bad feeling about this". He also enjoys having sex with robots that look like women who look like robots who look like women. Hell, let's be truthful. He doesn't care if they look like women or not. He once slept with the assembly line at Toyota Motors. Of course, he wasn't satisfied with just an assembly line which was the reason for his strange attraction towards robots.
It can be noted that any statement Kuririn makes is likely untrue. His statements are just another method to fill a few more episodes."
-Uncyclopedia Dragon Ball Z Article -
"Son Gonads is Kakarot's Great-Great-Grandson's second son, who has come back from the future because he wanted to make Kakarot change the names of his kids so he wouldn't be stuck with the last possible name starting with Go-. He taped himself to Kakarot's inner thigh after turning invisible to hide himself, but unfortunately, he is narcoleptic and fell asleep just as Kakarot was about to be kicked in the inner thigh. Gonads never woke up from the coma, and was never found. Don't mistake with Gonad, the nickname for Kakarot."
-Uncyclopedia Dragon Ball z Article -
"Puu is really fat and sometimes he's really thin - a trait only seen in humans like Oprah. However, he's not human, and is actually made out of bubble gum. The Puu saga is about Goku trying to find the Bazooka Joe Comic inside him."
-Same damn article as the other ones -
"Boxers
Vegeta and Bulma's son, who has purple hair, and does not look anything like his mother or father, because Bulma is a slut. Like the other secondary males, he's always chasing after women in Dragon Ball GT, this is because he is not gay. He is in a relationship with a girl at the end of DBZ, but break it off after she gets stabbed multiple times in the back. (57, to be exact)"
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