What?
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Thread Topic: What?
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You: Hi, my name is Envy.
Stranger: My name is Giganteus.
You: Are you human?
You: Cause if so I'll have to kick your ass.
Stranger: Mostly, yes. Are you, stranger?
Stranger: Oh dear.
You: I'm a humonculus.
Stranger: Be sure to kick half of my ass.
Stranger: The other half is non-human.
You: Not worth my time, I'm after the fullmetal pipsqueak.
Stranger: And what is that?
You: Edward Elric. He's the low life son of Hoenheim who gets on my nerves with his whining and his crappy alchemy.
Stranger: I'm going to pretend I know him.
Stranger: Yeah, we went to college together.
You: Alright.xD
It's an anime reference.
Oreally?
Stranger: Yes, really.
Stranger: Interesting fellow.
You: That's cool.
He's immortal, so I can't kill him. Stupid immortals.
Stranger: Then why are you after him?
You: I'm after his son.
Stranger: Why are you after him?
You: Because...I was ordered to.
I'm an artificially created human.
Stranger: A clone?
You: Not really. I'm half immortal, and created using alchemy and a philosepher stone, and a dead human.
Stranger: Ah, so you're Swedish, then.
You: ...No.
I'm from Amestris
Stranger: Where is that at? I cant say im familiar with it.
You: It's a fictional country to the west of the country of Xing, and south of Drachma.
Stranger: I have family there.
You: That's cool. Maybe I've killed them before.
Stranger: Perhaps. I've lost contact with them several months ago.
You: Hmm, maybe I should pay more attention when I throw a tantrum.
Stranger: Thanks a lot for killing them.
You: Your welcome. I'll kill their neighbors next
Stranger: Whatever floats your goat.
You: Goat?
Gluttony likes those.
Stranger: Are you two good pals?
You: Not really, I hate his guts. He ate me once.-.-
Stranger: That's rather unkind.
Stranger: Throw a goat his way next time.
You: >.> Alright.
But there is this girl. Her name's Lust.
Stranger: What about her?
You: She kills everyone she dates.
Stranger: Well that's not our problem.
You: I suppose.
So, what about you? What do you like to do?
Stranger: Travel around on my dragon, walks on the beach, eat.
You: Dragon? Epic.
Stranger: You don't have one?
You: I become one when I die.
Stranger: I'm sure you're fun to ride. Innuendo intended.
Stranger: Why aren't you a dragon all of the time?
You: ...
I don't quite know..
Stranger: Well that's silly.
You: I didn't make the show..
Stranger: Fair enough.
Stranger: Which show is it?
You: Fullmetal Alchemist
Stranger: Ah, right.
You: Never heard of it?xD
Stranger: I have, but I don't watch it.
You: Ah.
Well, I have a confession.
I'm actually just a bored fangirl.:P
Stranger: That's quite anti climatic
You: Eh.
Stranger: At least get yourself a dragon.
You: I have the book Eragon...does that count?
Stranger: No, you have to step it up a notch.
Stranger: My dragon's typing this very message.
Stranger: That's how helpful they are.
You: Damn, I really need a dragon
Stranger: Mmm-hmm. They're a computer, a plane and a best friend all in one.
You: Where might I aquire one of these?
Stranger: Sweden, mainly.
Stranger: Ever been there?
You: Sadly no. I'm just a fat american.
Stranger: That's no excuse. I'm a not so fat American but still.
You: Oh, well if we go by that I'm a tiny american.xD
I'm sorry, I will buy the plane ticket immediatly.
Stranger: There we go.
You: Can I take my friend with me?
Stranger: You may be killed trying to get a dragon, but it's worth it.
Stranger: Sure, couldn't hurt.
Stranger: Well...
You: Then my friend will be very useful. Why is it so dangerous?
You: Well what?
Stranger: Well, you two may be hurt.
Stranger: Sweden has dragons. I shouldn't have to explain the danger.
You: Oh.
If dragon's are so dangerous how to you get them to do things for you?
Stranger: Prove you're loyal.
Stranger: With various elaborate and dramatic tasks.
You: What were some of your tasks?
Stranger: Kill a few villagers, make a few sacrifices, search for a few precious items in caves, etc.
You: Sounds challenging.>:D I'm in
Stranger: That's the spirit. Grab a sword before you start your journey.
You: Huzzah! -
xD I like your stranger. Someone with a sense of humor.
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They are the best sorts of strangers.xD
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LOL.
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