First Test Attempt: Weird.
There are many people lacking the power to know if they are truly sane. In order to know if you are normal, weird, or outright insane, you must have someone who meets all these tell you. For I am all stated above (except normal but don't let that bother you.)
Are YOU bored enough to take this test? Are YOU insane enough to pass it? Are YOU bla bla bla bla? Bla bla bla BLA bla bla? Well then this is the test for you! Achieve a true connection to the fourth world, and help contribute to destroying the Donkey Wizard, thou great and noble chocolate dinosaur, for you are our only hope.