EVIL DUCKS!!! (Me: This quiz may make you laugh!)

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Me/K: This quiz may be my LONGEST and FUNNIEST quiz EVER! XD This quiz was requested by dragonsfire! I just took it as the chance to make it funny! XD

Me/K: I hope you laugh and enjoy this quiz, if not, sorry, I will admit, it didn't have much duck but it was great anyway! At least I hope you agree! ENJOY!!!

Created by: Sonic Tails Lf
  1. Me/K: *Whispering* Ok, we have a lil problem here....
  2. Me/K: There has been an invasion and.....its all my fault.....
  3. Me/K: It started this morning, I was hungry and was too lazy to make anything so I looked on the kitchen counter and....
  4. Me/K: I SAW A CHILI DOG!!!
  5. Me/K: Without thinking, I grabbed it and ATE IT!
  6. Me/K: Then, I went to watch TV and Sonic came back, looking for something....HE SAID IT WAS HIS CHILI DOG!!!
  7. Me/K: I didn't know what to say if he asked me if I saw it so I had to think fast. I saw this duck outside so I told Sonic it was the duck.
  8. Me/K: After that, Sonic just made a new Chili Dog, then the day was over. I wake up the next day, stupid as usual and I go around the house and I don't see Sonic, Tails, Shadow, or Silver!
  9. Me/K: Then, I walk outside and all I hear is "Quack Quack Quack! Call Pizza Hut and ask for the number to Domino's!"
  10. Me/K: Then, I was like "IDK if they have Domino's number, but whoever you are, can you leave?!" There was no answer!
  11. Me/K: After that, I grabbed my stuff and went to the mall, hoping to be safer there, I called my friends and there was NO answer....until I called Sonic, he answered. "Sonic" I said "I was at home and I was worried cause no one was home and there was someone crazy broad talking and-" "Are you talking about me?" someone says on the other line, it wasn't Sonic.......
  12. Me/K: I hurry and end the call and go into an elevator, it was see through glass. There were many other people in the elevator and there was this CRAZY man who turned to us all and said "You may be wondering why I've gathered you here today." Then, everyone, including me thought this guy was crazy!
  13. Me/K: Then I get out the elevator and go to a shelter in there and this kid points at a employee and says "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
  14. Me/K: I was looking at the animals, then come across a duck. It was weird, it was staring at me....weirdo. Then, it said "You deserve PAIN!" I got scared and DIPPED outta there!
  15. Me/K: I ran to the bathroom and locked myself in a stall. Then, out of NOWHERE, someone slides a note into my stall, it said "They're onto us. We need to go." WHAT THE?!
  16. Me/K: I ran out the store and I saw a taxi! I ran into the taxi and asked the man to take me to the park.
  17. Me/K: Another car passes by and yells to the Taxi driver "FOLLOW THAT CAR!" and he points to a parked car. The Taxi driver listens and follows the car and ends up hitting it in the back and the car started beeping!
  18. Me/K: I run out the Taxi and go to the park myself. I go to a crosswalk and I stand there waiting cause the light is green. Then, I look forward and see.....A DUCK!!!
  19. Me/K: I rub my eyes and look at where the duck was....but it wasn't there! I just ignored it and sat at a bench in the park. Then, someone sat next to me, eating a banana.
  20. Me/K: I was staring at the guy like he was crazy and he told me "WHAT?! I'm trying to level up to an Apple, might as well start at banana!"
  21. Me/K: Then the crazy man shows me a paper and asked "Have you seen this man?" The picture had a duck on it.....
  22. Me/K: I told him no. Then, he showed me another picture and asked "Have you seen this dog?" It was a picture of a cat....
  23. Me/K: After hanging with this crazy man, I took a walk in the park, texting my friends, hoping they would answer. But they didn't. "QUACK!!! LIER!!!" I heard someone say behind me!
  24. Me/K: I turn around, it was the duck from earlier! He said "YOU ARE A LIER!!! YOU TOLD SONIC I ATE THE CHILI DOG WHEN I DIDN'T!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!"
  25. Me/K: After that, the duck started attacking and took over....that's the story of how Abraham Lincoln came to New Jersy!
  26. You: How bad can a duck be? The Duck: *Slaps person* The Person: *Goes unconscious* The Duck: *Slides the person behind a wall*
  27. Me/K: You must stay safe....go somewhere safe..... The Duck: *Comes behind me* "YOUR A LIER!!!" Me/K: *Slaps the Duck* RUN!!! (Y/N)!!! RUN!!!
  28. Me/K: *RUNS FOR MY LIFE* THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY!!! HOPE I DON'T DIE!!!
  29. Me/K: You wanna know something that I did in public? One time, I went to the mall and I yelled out "Hey, you, with the pants!" and everyone turned my way! It was SO FUNNY!!! XD
  30. Me/K: Did this quiz make you laugh, probably my longest quiz!

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