Can you finish these Simpsons quotes?

Can you finish these Simpsons quotes? Come on, I dare you! Take the quiz! Are you chicken? Bock, BOOOOOCK! Bock! Heheheh! I’m so evil. 🐓🐓🐓🐓🐔🐔🐔🐔

Können Sie diese Simpsons-Zitate beenden? Komm schon, ich wage es! Das Quiz machen! bist du Hühnchen BOOOOOCK! Buck, BOOCk! 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐓🐓🐓🐓! Hahaha! Hahaha!

Created by: Claire

“Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean
- I don’t love you.”
- you need to lash out.”
- I don’t care.”
- I’m not listening.”
“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to,
- alcoholism!”
- all of life's problems."
- mean wives!”
- smoking addictions!”
“I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish
- you were dead.”
- you had infinity wishes from the genie that came while you were drunk on the lawn.”
- Flanders was dead.”
“It takes two to lie; one to lie,
- and another to tell.”
- and one to listen.”
- and one to cover it up.”
“Spread the word: peace and
- chicken.”
- love.”
- nothing else.”
“Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is,
- …I forgot the lesson.”
- I’ll buy a half birthday present.”
- never try."
"Today he's drinking people's blood. Tomorrow he could be
- drinking.”
- smoking.”
- murdering.”
"Homer, I like to think that I’m a patient, tolerant woman and that there was no line that you could cross that would make me stop loving you. But last night you didn’t just cross that line, you
- broke it!”
- threw up on it!”
- traveled 24 miles across it!”
"If someone did eat Bart's shorts they'd have a tummy full of
- pocket garbage.”
- stolen goods.”
- Milhouse’s hair.”
“So much for the days when I could say,
- 'At least my mother's normal.'”
- ‘How about I shoot that bear.’”
- ‘Kick ‘em in the ribs and run, Skinner!’”
"I'm proud of you, Mom. You're like Christopher Columbus.
- You took land from Native Americans.”
- You discovered something millions of people knew about before you."
- You were trying to find Asia.”
"Dad, women won't like
- being eaten alive.”
- being punched.”
- being shot in the face."

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