Bette Machete Quiz
Dandey Walrus (who is nothing to do with Miley Cyrus) has one secret: when she dons her blonde wig, she becomes pop-singer Bette Machete (who has nothing to do with Hannah Montanna).
This quiz will tell you which character from Bette Machete you are. Which is something you have always wanted to know, ever since the first time you saw a Bette Machete episode.