Are You A True Wisconsinite?
Wisconsin...what is it really about? Is it the delicious cheese? The hilarious cheese hats? Or maybe the epically awesome people who live here? Whatever it is, it has an aura that no sane person can resist.
Are YOU a true Wisconsinite? Do YOU have the guts to win the glory, the shimmer to make you shine? Do you understand anything I am saying? No, of course you don't, because I am a Wisconsinite, and I am proud to be deemed such a title! I know I am a true Wisconsinite, but the REAL question is, ARE YOU???