Are you a true warrior cat?
Well, here we go fellow kit, come join the club. Hmm that makes me think....LETS GO JOIN THE WARRIOR CAT NIGHTCLUB!!! No just no. Please just heck would you ignore me.
Just promise that you won't aggravate that grouchy WindClan cat over there, and everything will be fine. NO JUST DONT SPEAK TO THE RIVERCLAN LEADER LIKE THAT OR YOU'LL GET YOUR FUR RIPPED OFF BY HAWKFROST. Wait....is Hawkfrost even in RiverClan? I'd better look that one up...