Are you a POSER or a SKATEBOARDER?

Almost every skateboarder is different, but there is a group of them that everybody disrespects, the posers, of course. Not every poser is visible, some of them are posers deep inside. Most of the posers can't even be counted as skaters. It's very f---ed for posers to be themselves, do you agree? (My Instagram: @kill_the_posers

In this quiz you can find out which group you belong to, the good guys or the posers. There will be around 13 questions, feel free to answer the truth so the quiz will tell you the truth about being a poser or not. The more points you get, the less poser you are. R U ready to find out?

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How old are you?
- Less than 9
- 10-12
- 13-16
- 16-27
- 28-40
- 41-60
- 60+
- Idk
are you a poser?
- yes
- no
- don't know
- i haven't finished this quiz yet
- how dare you ask me for this
- i'm born to be a poser
do you skate at all?
- yea
- nah
- very often
- not really
- NEVER
- sometimes
can you Ollie?
- yes
- nope
- almost
- i'm a master at ollies
- never gonna land it
- didn't even try
- i prefer gorilla grab
- working on that
do you push Mongo (with your front foot)?
- yes
- no
- i can't push with my back foot
- only when i go fakie
- i don't eat mangoes
- oooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOoo what the f r u talkkin bout oOoOooO
Imagine you are in this situation: you are being filmed by your buddy but then he says you got too many tries and stops filming you. What will you do?
- stab him down
- slap him in the face
- unfriend him
- it doesn't matter, we are homies, i can film him too
- pretend you don't care and keep trying landing the trick
- say thanks for filming bro
- beg him for one more try
What is bushings used for?
- to wax a ledge
- so your shoes is able to stick to the board and do tricks more easily
- they are placed in the trucks so you're able to turn without powerslides and tic-tacs
- to fill up your gun so you're able to shoot your buddy when he's too disgusting
- it's a part of a bush that makes sure the berries are able to grow
- they're placed in the wheels so the board is able to roll
- i don't use them
- What is bushings?
How many tricks can you do?
- I can roll
- 1-3
- 4-8
- 9-15
- 16-20
- More than 20
- I'm not really good but i try new tricks often
- bruh i don't skate
Imagine that you live in Italy having a quarantine where you can't go out and skate due to Corona virus epidemic. What will do at home?
- Play Skate 3/Touchgrind skate 2/True skate and wait for Skate 4
- Play soccer
- Just chill and watch George Poulos on YouTube, maybe edit some clips
- Watch Braille Skateboarding
- Make some hot beats and memes
- Missing your spot, skate on the balcony
- Make some obstacles, fingerboard on them and watch David Jones on YouTube
- Do your homework all the time
Wyd at the spot?
- Skate
- Skate all the time
- I often film for my buddy
- Smoke
- Grabbing my trucks in the corner
- Sit on the obstacles and watch others skate then skate for 10 minutes until your mom picks you up
- Letting my buddy shot me staying in boardslide position and think i'm good
- Just waxing everything for no reason
Your fave shoe?
- Vans Sk8
- Nike SB
- Converse
- Emerica cuz I do too much kickflip
- Lakai
- H&M
- Dr. Martens
- Geox
Your fave skateboard brand?
- Real/Baker
- Welcome
- Element/Anti Hero
- Flip/Girl
- Walmart/Toys'R'Us
- Call Me/April
- Toy Machine/F***ING AWESOME
- Envy/Fuzion
why do you skate?
- for fun
- i don't skate
- to hang out with my friends
- to have some clips for instagram
- to get sponsored and earn lots of money
- to look cool on my Walmart board
how do you hold your board?
- the trucks
- edge of the board so the board is visible
- edge of the board so the grip is visible
- nose/tail
- my backpack
- I ride on my skateboard all the time so I don't hold it
- mine is broken so right now i'm going to the skate shop to get a new one
How often do you buy a new skateboard?
- I'm broke(((
- I'm just happy with mine
- New deck every 3-7 months, new setup a little more rarely
- New setup every 3-5 months
- I only buy new parts when my parts break completely
- You can't buy parts in Walmart
- Every day
- Every time I'm close to the skate shop
Do you wear safety gear?
- Nope
- Always
- Yes cuz I'm a vert/bowl skater
- I wear a helmet when I try new 'dangerous' tricks
- #helmetgang
- When my mom reminds me
And finally, what is your name?
- Alex/Alexander
- Robert
- Spencer
- Zander
- Tim/Timmy/Timey
- Louis
- Jay/Jamie
- Other

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