are you a lion, or are you a pony?
Are you a Lion? Are you a Pony? Do you possess a noble mane? Do you hold a regal countenance? Do you speak Dongbu? Do you sleep, or do you know that sleep is the cousin of death? Are you a lady killer? Do you spend your days pining for the fjords? You're the only one who can answer these questions.
Right now, somewhere in your head, you've envisioned yourself as either a Lion or a Pony. The questions on this quiz are weighted, but not necessarily in the direction you'd expect. Give it your honest shot and see where the cards lie.