Are You a Dog Person?

Opinions regarding dogs differ from person to person. While one person might instantly melt at the sight of a cute little puppy, another person might just see another slobbery, noisy, smelly animal that is going to get in the way. This test is to decide if you are a dog person.

Created by: um_itsme

Do you own a dog?
- The landlord says I can't have dogs in the building.
- I have a wonderful dog, and he/she is fully trained and very gentle. Best dog ever!
- I have... Um... I think... Three... Wait, no... Five dogs... They just had puppies, again, so I lost count.
- I have two dogs and they get along just great with each other and friends & family visit.
- I have a dog, but I swear it's the spawn of Satan. It chews EVERYTHING and pees EVERYWHERE.
- No.
If one of your friends couldn't keep their dog and they wanted you to have it, would you take it?
- Ugh. No. It's smelly and noisy and smelly and untrained and smelly and just really, really smelly...
- Of course I would! I would love and cherish it like my own.
- I don't think my landlord would be very happy with that...
- Maybe on a temporary basis, like dog-sitting for while they're on vacation.
- I already have seven dogs, so what's one more? Of course I would!
If you went for a walk and a Rottweiler was running toward you, growling and barking, what would you do?
- That dog is perfectly harmless. They just get bad reps. Approach the dog and try to calm it down.
- Run around screaming. You just hate Rotties! They're so scary...
- Stand your ground and say "Heel!"
- Attack the dog with whatever you can, in self defense.
- Duck into a store and away from the dog and wait for the owner to arrive.
- Ignore it entirely!
Do you prefer small dogs, medium dogs, or large dogs?
- I just love Newfoundlanders! And Chows! They are soo cute!
- Can you say "teacup poodle"?
- I love Scottie dogs! Soo cute!!!
- Small, so they can fit in my designer purse!
- Medium, so I can carry them if I have to
- Large, so they can protect me
How many breeds of dogs do you know?
- Just one: Adorable!!
- One - Five
- Six - Ten
- Ten plus!
- Are you kidding me? I know ALL breeds of dogs.
If you are trying to train a dog not to bite, what do you do?
- Scream and yell when it bites you, giving it a new chew toy or a treat to chew on instead of you!
- Flick its nose and say "No!" firmly
- Ever hear of crate training? They'll get the idea soon enough.
- Oh, I don't bother training my dog to do anything. I just put on a zap collar. Some people say I'm too quick on the button, though.
- Just ignore it. It's too cute to discipline!
What do you think of choke collars?
- Sometimes necessary, but I don't really like them.
- Torture devices!!
- I use them on all my dogs, all the time
- My dog is so good he/she don't need one!
- I've never used them because I don't have a dog.
What is the best thing about dogs?
- They are an endless source of amusement! Chasing their tails for hours and hours and hours...
- The way they lick your fingers and look up at you with those large, innocent eyes!
- How they get all excited when you say the simple word of "walk"
- Their ability to inhale an entire bowl of food and still have room to jump on the table and eat your food, too!
- I don't really think there is a best thing about them... It's too hard to choose!
- There is nothing good about dogs. Except the fact that they are their own security system.
What is the worst thing about dogs?
- The fact that they have to go on such long walks. It's tiring, you know!
- Their drool. I have to mop the entire house [even the carpet!!] TWICE per day...
- Their ability to inhale their food and then jump on the table and eat yours, too!
- There's nothing wrong with dogs. They're just awesome!
- Don't make me get out my list...
- I don't know if this is all dogs, or just mine, but my dog has the habit of sleeping right beside my head and SNORING . . .
If you had to choose between your left arm and your dog, which would you choose?
- I'm right-handed. Who needs a left arm, anyway??
- What?! But I'm left-handed... I would have to learn how to write with my right hand... It would be like learning a new language... But... For my dog, I'll do it!
- I'm right-handed, but I still value my left arm... Only crazy people would choose their dog!!
- I'm left-handed, and even though I love my dog... I would rather have the left arm!
- I would give both arms! And maybe my feet, too!
- I wouldn't even give a PENNY for my dog!
What type of dog is best suited for snow-sled racing?
- Corgis, of course!
- German Shepherd
- Huskies, duuhh
- polar bears!
- Who wants to go snow-sled racing when you can sit by the fire reading a book, your dog at your side...
- Any dog, it really doesn't matter.
If you were going to get a new dog, what would you first do?
- Research the breed, make sure it's a good dog for me.
- Pick out the cutest one there! And name it Fluffy!
- Negotiate the price so the dog is practically free.
- Why do I need a new dog? Did my old dog die? OHMYGOD. YOU KILLED MY OLD DOG!!
- If I was going to get a new dog... Ha, there's a joke. I have eight, remember??
- I would get two, any breed, any gender!
What is the best way to teach a dog to sit?
- Smack its bum and say "sit down, ya dumb butt dog!"
- Push its bum down, so it's sitting, and say "Sit" and then give it a treat. Eventually it'll catch on.
- Give it treat after treat after treat while saying "sit", hoping that one day it finally will sit...
- I'm not training my dog. Too much time involved.
- I don't have a dog... But if I got a dog, I would train it to do everything!
Man's best friend is...
- Money!
- A parakeet?
- Dogs! Puppies! Either! Both!
- Nothing. Man is a lonely creature.
- Everything. Mankind just makes friends with everything it comes in contact with...
- his best friend. duh.
Imagine, if you will, that you have a dog. The dog is named Rusty and listens to everything you say. One day, Rusty runs away. Your reaction?
- OHMYGOD! Rusty could get hit by a car! Canvas the neighborhood! Search the train stations! He could be ANYWHERE! Oh my baby... My poor poor Rusty...
- Buy a new dog. I never really liked Rusty anyway...
- Stay up all night crying, hoping one day he will return.
- Search the neighborhood, put up ads, call the dog, tell all your friends. The more people that know, the higher the chance he'll be found.
- I thought you said he listens to everything I say? Well I think one of the first things I would've said is "don't run away"...
- Who cares?
Good news! You found Rusty! Except... He got in a fight with a Rottweiler and isn't doing too well. He needs surgery for an outlandish price that you can't afford. You...
- Beg people for money! Beg the surgeons to just do the operation for free!
- Start a charity in hopes of saving your dog
- Well... He is in pain right now... And I'm never gonna get the money... It would be hard on me, but the best thing to do is to put him to sleep...
- I refuse to put Rusty to sleep! I'll just bring him home and nurse him back to health by myself! He'll be okay... I think... Stupid meanie doctors!
- Sue the owner of the Rottie for the outlandish price in hopes of winning the court case and saving your dog.
- Kill the Rottie in a blind rage, hoping that will somehow make your life better.
If you found a lost puppy that was cold and hungry and thirsty, what would you do?
- Put up signs, ask around to see who lost the dog.
- Nurse him back to health, keep him forever and ever.
- Keep him in a box in the garage. There is no way that thing is coming in your house and giving your other dogs fleas! Try to find the owner.
- Set up a little sleeping area . . . Outside. You aren't taking the animal in, but you will feed it, today at least...
- See if it has tags or a microchip, to find the owner.
What did you think about this quiz? [does not effect your score]
- That part... With Rusty... It was just too emotional for me!
- It was good! Interesting and bizarre, but in a good way...
- It was okay. I've taken better tests.
- It was horrible! Those were stupid questions! And stupid possible answers!
- It was okay. I can't wait to see what my results are!
- Is this the last question . . .?
That wasn't the last question. This one isn't the last either. What type of dog that you love the most?
- German Shepherds
- Anything that's a puppy! Puppies are too cute!
- Border Collies :]
- Huskies :D
- Beagles. They rock!!
- Other...
What is the type of dog you hate the most?
- I don't hate any dogs! At all.
- Chihuahuas >[
- Rottweilers. They're big and scary... =S
- German Shepherds
- Border Collies. They have such ugly pointy noses!!
- Other...
If you were to inherit a million dollars, would you spend it on your dog?
- Of course not! Dogs don't need million-dollar stuff.
- Of course I would. My dog deserves the very best!
- You remember me saying that I have nine dogs, right? Well vet bills and food costs are very expensive. Everything would go toward them!
- I don't have a dog, but I would get one!
- I don't have a dog, but I would start a dog shelter.
- I don't have a dog, or ever want a dog. I would just spend the money on myself.
Would you take a second job to pay for food and vet bills, if you had to?
- As long as I could make a good schedule that allows me enough work hours and enough time to spend with the dog, and to sleep.
- No. I think I would just work on cutting down my spending and work with what I have.
- I would get rid of the dog and have just one job
- I would ask someone to babysit the dog while I work on figuring out a budget that really works for us.
- I have a family. Taking care of my family is more important than taking care of the dog. I would get the second job but get rid of the dog.
- I have a family, but we all love the dog. I think I'd take the second job and cut down on spending.
Have you ever had a dream about your dog, or dogs in general?
- Yeah, I have... My dog was playing the piano and singing to me... Really weird...
- I dreamed I owned a thousand dogs! And they were super smart and could talk! It was like heaven!!
- I dreamed that I was being hunted down by a Rottie and I couldn't get away... I don't like dogs... They scare me...
- I don't dream about DOGS. I have more important things to think about!
- Oh I don't know. Maybe when I was like 5 or something.
- Nope, can't say that I have
Good news! Okay, so you remember Rusty, right? And the charity?
- How could I forget??
- Who? The what?
Well... The charity worked out really well and you can now afford the outlandish price the vet is asking!
- YAY! So... what's the question?
- Yay money! Sorry Rusty, maybe next time. Burn, cuz there won'T be a next time! Hahahaahaha.
So now Rusty has gone in for surgery and you are waiting around in the lobby. A little girl is sitting across the hallway, crying her eyes out about something. Because this is an animal hospital, you figure it's about an animal of hers dying. You...
- Ignore her. Nothing is going to stand in the way of my happiness of seeing Rusty again!
- comfort her, ask her what's wrong
- comfort her, tell her about Rusty to distract her
- But I don't want to save the dog... I just want to keep the outlandish amount of money... =[
Anyway, ignore that part. That wasn't really relevant. Anyway, the quiz is over!
- YAY
- What?! Really?! But I want to know what happens with Rusty...
- Who cares, I just want to see my results!!

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