Are you a crunchy?
A crunchy is a person who is dark on the outside but blonde within. It is a fine thing that will one day overtake the stereotypes of blondes to make brunettes the dumb stereotype.
There are lots of things to being a crunchy, like being a boy magnet and being the dumbest person in your class or even school. You are dumb but actually brunette. Thankyou to whoever invented crunchies