The Sanity Test
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- Which answer appeals to you the most?
- Is that a quarter?
- Pancakes, with extra syrup!
- Are you fishing in a bucket? May I join you?
- I can't be bothered with questions right now, I'm pulling my hair out.
- What kind of question is that?
- ^ A stupid one.
- What do you do in your spare time?
- Watch T.V., play on my computer, take a nap...You know.
- Sleepwalk.
- Mix up new concoctions in my lab...Once I build my lab.
- Shaving the bathtub.
- Writing, reading, drawing, studying, etc.
- Other.
- As common as this question is, I shall ask it anyway: What is your favorite color?
- Blue, purple, green, black, dark grey, brown, dark colors.
- Pink, yellow, white, light grey, lavender, light blue, light colors.
- The color I will create in my lab!
- Colors? What language are you speaking in?
- This question is overused.
- Well, thanks captain obvious./You're welcome, lieutenant sarcasm./Other.
- What is your favorite word?
- Swiss Cheese.
- That's two words, idiot!
- Lurgle, ponsturge, and other words I may have made up!
- Pretty, sweet words, such as love, Florida, etc.
- Nonexistent ones.
- Other.
- Do you like to read?
- Yes.
- No.
- I'm reading right now, stupid!
- I mean books, idiot!
- That is completely irreverent.
- What is your favorite food?
- Nonexistent.
- That isn't what I meant!
- Hotdogs, hamburgers, turkey, chicken, meant products.
- Bread, muffins, cakes, cupcakes, doughnuts, cookies..Dough products.
- Healthy stuff.
- Other.
- What is your favorite riddle?
- A man rode into town on Friday. He returned three days later on Friday. How is this possible?
- Tom went to the doctors'. He was in perfect health. The doctor told him he needed surgery. When he left, he was missing four body parts, was bleeding, and in a lot of pain. What type of surgery was this?
- Oh, the answers are in the last question.
- What does this have to do with sanity?
- Absolutely nothing. That's why it makes perfect sense.
- Aren't the answers supposed to be here? (They can't be, your question is here, smart alec.)
- Do you eat pork?
- Yes.
- No.
- Of course not, forks are metal.
- Pork, you idiot, Pork! Not fork!
- What kind of question is that?
- We've already gone over this, it's a STUPID question!
- Are organs yellow?
- How should I know? I, for one, haven't seen my heart or liver!
- The musical instrument, dummy!
- They can be, but aren't most brown?
- I'm singing in the rain. I'm...What did you say? I'm too busy singing to listen.
- As promised, here are the a answers to question 7.
- #1 His horse was named Friday.
- #2 Dental, wisdom teeth extraction.
- This isn't a question!
- :/ Of course not idiot, it's a moose!
- Would you guys stop arguing?
- Of course, sorry.
- This quiz is...
- Meant solely for entertainment purposes.
- Not to be taken completely seriously.
- Copyrighted.
- A sanity test.
- The owner of this quiz will not be held responsible for any broken appliances.
