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There are many crazy people, but very few people are actually insane! Are you one of them, or are you completely bland? Take this test to find out!

There are many crazy people, but very few people are actually insane! Are you one of them, or not?? Take this test to find out! Some people are completely boring, others are insane, but the average person is in between!

Created by: Becka

Are you ready for...
Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?

Which answer appeals to you the most?
- Is that a quarter?
- Pancakes, with extra syrup!
- Are you fishing in a bucket? May I join you?
- I can't be bothered with questions right now, I'm pulling my hair out.
- What kind of question is that?
- ^ A stupid one.
What do you do in your spare time?
- Watch T.V., play on my computer, take a nap...You know.
- Sleepwalk.
- Mix up new concoctions in my lab...Once I build my lab.
- Shaving the bathtub.
- Writing, reading, drawing, studying, etc.
- Other.
As common as this question is, I shall ask it anyway: What is your favorite color?
- Blue, purple, green, black, dark grey, brown, dark colors.
- Pink, yellow, white, light grey, lavender, light blue, light colors.
- The color I will create in my lab!
- Colors? What language are you speaking in?
- This question is overused.
- Well, thanks captain obvious./You're welcome, lieutenant sarcasm./Other.
What is your favorite word?
- Swiss Cheese.
- That's two words, idiot!
- Lurgle, ponsturge, and other words I may have made up!
- Pretty, sweet words, such as love, Florida, etc.
- Nonexistent ones.
- Other.
Do you like to read?
- Yes.
- No.
- I'm reading right now, stupid!
- I mean books, idiot!
- That is completely irreverent.
What is your favorite food?
- Nonexistent.
- That isn't what I meant!
- Hotdogs, hamburgers, turkey, chicken, meant products.
- Bread, muffins, cakes, cupcakes, doughnuts, cookies..Dough products.
- Healthy stuff.
- Other.
What is your favorite riddle?
- A man rode into town on Friday. He returned three days later on Friday. How is this possible?
- Tom went to the doctors'. He was in perfect health. The doctor told him he needed surgery. When he left, he was missing four body parts, was bleeding, and in a lot of pain. What type of surgery was this?
- Oh, the answers are in the last question.
- What does this have to do with sanity?
- Absolutely nothing. That's why it makes perfect sense.
- Aren't the answers supposed to be here? (They can't be, your question is here, smart alec.)
Do you eat pork?
- Yes.
- No.
- Of course not, forks are metal.
- Pork, you idiot, Pork! Not fork!
- What kind of question is that?
- We've already gone over this, it's a STUPID question!
Are organs yellow?
- How should I know? I, for one, haven't seen my heart or liver!
- The musical instrument, dummy!
- They can be, but aren't most brown?
- I'm singing in the rain. I'm...What did you say? I'm too busy singing to listen.
As promised, here are the a answers to question 7.
- #1 His horse was named Friday.
- #2 Dental, wisdom teeth extraction.
- This isn't a question!
- :/ Of course not idiot, it's a moose!
- Would you guys stop arguing?
- Of course, sorry.
This quiz is...
- Meant solely for entertainment purposes.
- Not to be taken completely seriously.
- Copyrighted.
- A sanity test.
- The owner of this quiz will not be held responsible for any broken appliances.

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