Does NBC Own Your Thursdays? (The Ultimate Office Trivia Quiz)
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- Which of the following has Creed NOT done?
- Been a homeless man
- Used the women's room on a regular basis
- Viciously attacked Meredith in the break room because she stole his chips
- Sold all of his office equipment for cold hard cash and used the money to buy drinks for everyone in the office
- Creed is wonderfully deranged, and while I wouldn't put it past him to attack Meredith over a snack food, he hasn't actually done it. Yet.
- What is Pam's favorite flavor of yogurt?
- Trick question - Pam doesn't eat yogurt.
- Vanilla
- Lemon
- Mixed Berries
- At the Office Christmas party, what does Michael give to the Asian waitress from Benny Hana? (Or as Michael called her, his "rebound?")
- His bike
- A mark on her arm to tell her apart from the other Asian waitress
- An uncomfortably creeped out feeling upon inviting her to Jamaica with him
- All of the above
- You gotta hand it to Michael, he really goes all out when he's in love.
- Jim has convinced Dwight of all of the following absurdities EXCEPT:
- Jim has telekinetic powers
- It's Friday (When it's really only Thursday)
- Lord of the Rings sucks.
- Jim is, in fact, a vampire.
- Dwight may be gullible, but he could never be dissuaded from his love of middle earth.
- Speaking of disturbing, what is Dwight's pet name for Angela?
- Orc
- Monkey
- Cookie
- Bear
- Although, she doesn't appreciate it when he calls her Monkey and she is not in the mood for some Cookie.
- What is the name of the kitten that Angela offers to Pam in a rare moment of female bonding? (By the way, Pam, you should have taken the kitten.)
- Orc
- Monkey
- Diablo
- Ash
- Ash. What a f---ing sweet name for a cat. That cat would be, like, the Bruce Campbell of cats.
- What is Michael Scott's ringtone?
- These Eyes by The Guess Who
- My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas
- That horrible Dirrrrty song by Christina Aguilera
- Livin' La Vida Loca by...Ricci Martin? Ricky Martin?
- I am proud to say I had to look up the name of that song on Google.
- When Andy comes back from anger management training, what new name does he choose for himself to match his new, nonviolent personality?
- David
- Shep
- Morrissey
- Drew
- What the hell is wrong with Pam? Is she brain dead? Can't she see there's no sense in denying that she and Jim are MADE FOR EACH OTHER?
- It's a mystery. Perhaps Pam is constantly PMSing, as Dwight would like to believe.
- Give her a break, she was with Roy and she understandably didn't want to hurt him. And then the timing was all wrong.
- Who cares? Pam is an indecisive pushover with the courage of a can of grape soda. Jim could do way better.
- I hate Karen.
- No one knows the inner workings of a woman's soul. Sometimes I want to strangle Pam for being so hopelessly retarded when it comes to Jim. But there's nothing I can do. She's on TV, bro. She's on TV.
- In Kevin's own words, who's hotter: Karen or Pam? "Pam is taller than Karen, and she has bigger breasts, too. But Karen has a prettier face. But Pam's face is really pretty, too. It's tough."
- Karen. She's exotic looking. I bet her Dad really was a G.I.
- Pam. Big eyes, long wavy hair, savage wit, propensity for tacky jokes.
- Katy. Creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me. For my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babes.
- Jan. Jan is smart. Uh, successful. Good clothes. Hot, perfect skin, nice butt. Sees a therapist, which is a bonus if you're into that sort of thing.
- We can automatically rule out Jan because she has "shrunken chesticles," Katy because she was a cheerleader in high school, and Karen because she sucks and stole Jim from Pam. Sort of. Not really, but we all know Pam and Jim should be together.
- During Diversity Day, Michael brags about his ethnic background. What part Native American does Michael claim to be?
- 3/4
- 1/8
- 1/2
- 2/15
- To which Oscar says, "That fraction doesn't make any sense." Michael replies, "It's kind of hard for me to talk about...there's suffering."
- At the Dundees, what does Phyllis win?
- Hottest in the Office
- The Tight Ass Award
- Busiest Beaver
- Nothing. Nobody cares about Phyllis, except maybe Bob Vance from Vance Refrigeration.
- 'It says Bushiest Beaver.' 'I told them Busiest! Idiots!'
- How does Ryan heal Michael's foot when Michael cooks it on his George Foreman grill?
- With kindness, like Michael said.
- With fresh yams from the gas station in Carbondale.
- By killing Toby in cold blood right in front of Michael's eyes.
- Four extra strength aspirin ground up in his pudding.
- "It's the same way I get my dog to take his heartworm medicine."
- What is Kelly's drink of choice?
- Cosmopolitan
- Corkscrew
- White Russian (chya. as if kelly kapoor is cool enough to drink a white f---ing russian.)
- 7 on 7 with 8 maraschino cherries, sugar on the rim, blended if you can.
- I'm getting tired of writing questions and answers, so this'll be the last...no, second to last one. Who is the best character on the Office?
- This question is completely unfair. You can't quiz someone on a preference.
- Dwight
- Jim
- Pam
- Creed
- Toby
- I actually think Toby and Creed might be tied. Jim is just too good, Pam goes hand in hand with Jim, and Dwight is too obvious.
- Michael: Who here has ever had a disability?
Phyllis: I had scoliosis as a girl.
Michael: Never heard of it. No, real disabilities. Not womens' troubles.
Creed: When I was a teenager I was in an Iron Lung.
Michael: Wha-How old are you?
THAT is why
- Yes, I might as well be a Dunder Mifflin employee.
- Nope, I'm free.
- Why would you WANT to be free?
