Another rant -.- (oh god, I'm such a beyotch. :S) | Comments

Lol I love all these comments and way for some apparent reason me and my friends were talking about painful deaths and ways we could make it look like an accident. My friend then asked me if I were to murder him how would I do it? I told him I would put lacerations over his body stick him in a tub of vinegar, salt, achohol, and gasoline. Then light the whole thing on fire burning down the tiny trailer I locked him in for a week. To make it look like an accident don't cut so deep that it makes indents on the bones turn a gas stove on light a cigaret and poof. Making sure nothings left helps 2 *sadistic laughter* anywho it probably ain't as good go as musicdino's but we we wernt swimming and got bored and filled our time with death plans... Gota love my friends... And arent I so gooder at grammar :P

That stupid [Insert word of choice here]!You should go and slap him and that [Insert Word]!Kay, I'm gonna plan a wedding for you and Dan,okay?And then you can forget about that stupid Anthony.And while Dan is kssing you at the altar,I'm gonna hire someone to throw that b***h into a tourture chamber that I'm gonna rent.Then I'm gonna hire a hypnotist to make Anthony want you more than anything(and,if nessesary,the hypnotist will wipe the minds of the police).And when he comes crawling back,you can flip him off and kiss Dan passionetly.That plan sound good?Oh, and you're prettier than that girl.(True,I've never seen you, or her.But you are funnier.And the way you are talking about her makes her look like Snooki in my mind :P I don't know why.)

Haha! First one to comment! F*** Yeah! Oh right! WTFT?! Anthony?! It's okay your like one of my friends, she was the same way when she found out Ian has a girlfriend and then she called her a bunch of these bad words and threatened to kill her (instead of talking her out of it, I was laughing the whole time). Anyways, you weren't being a b****, trust me I know when someone is. Anthony totally sucks for cheating on you -.- and I doubt she's pretty and if she is we could throw her in a volcano so her face won't be that pretty anymore or in the ocean and tie something heavy to her so she can't swim. Okay well I think I'm done talking now XP

If it makes you feel any better, her face is probably plastered on. With as much makeup she has, there's probably a reason. You can't believe how much makeup can alter your face. Trust me, I've seen special Chinese women picked out to change their uh...face. They looked like a new person. And Kalel will start having black spots on her face when she's 30 with all that junk on her face. I saw this a bit late but here's a link that might cheer you up. Just keep scrolling down and you'll see someone's epic, long comment about her :)

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NO SPACES XD

I know what you mean. For some reason every guy I like is or like 10 years older or WAY out of my leage. Plus, if Anthony wants a girlfriend who isn't funny and amazing at writing stories it is his problem. :)

I am sorry Allissa if it makes you feel any better I could hire a hitman to kidnap her and tie her up then you can deside how to tortue her in anyway on this planet sounds good with you? Are you up for the challenge?

@ Firey_Soul: XD So I'm assuming you want to kill her. Trust me I watched criminal minds, 1 episode of NCIS, and law and order. I could make her death look like an accident.

Great... Another emotional problem that I could relate on. They already knew I like my bestfriend and they keep saying I should let go but...WTF I'VE BEEN TRYING THAT 5 MONTHS AGO!

Hi. I'm in a bit of a problem. Can you help or give me some advice? I made a quiz but of course it didn't post in the new quizzes list. You can just search up my name :P.

Not that I wanna kill anybody!!!

Don't feel bad Allissa... my boo-bear (Louis) has a firetrucking girlfriend too... :'( *hugs you*