A Guinea Pig's Moment: Part One (For girls only, please.)
Okay, this is a guinea pig love story. It's about a place where guinea pigs act like humans! At the end you'll find out which of the three options you should date. Also, there may be tricky guinea pig vocabulary words, so look at the following paragraph to see what the mean.
Boar: male guinea pig. Sow: female guinea pig. Mate: (jic you don't know what that is) it basically when animals marry each other, or a animal's spouse. Okay. Go read.