you know who you are

Totally NSFW if you work in one of those uppity places you may not want to work there anymore. Call me I'll burn it down for a chocolate bar. Chocolate bar may be substitued for any candy or sugar substance, all liability is on sugar provider

You may think you know who you are but so did the Zombies. Come revel in the startling discoveries that await you. Eeriely accurate. You will find out more about yourself here then you did that one night you first touched your no-no place.