Would you if you could?
There are a lot of people in the world. Most of them are lame. They go through life being boring. We all have choices in life. Don't you want to spice up your life with a little stupidity?
What would you do if the police came looking for you? Stay? Run away? Or sing Katy Perry and threaten to compliment the officers? This isn't what you really do (I hope), but doesn't it seem fun?