Would I date you?
Would I date you? Now, that's a question. I'm a real catch you know? Like a rainbow trout or a peppermint angelfish. Definitely not an eel... Anyway, I have some pretty high standards like, a) NO CATS.
I'M ALLERGIC. To cats. So if you have cats, me and them won't be friends, I will hold my breath every time I see you which might lead to severe brain damage due to lack of oxygen. I need oxygen to breath, NOT CAT FUR!