Will I crap my pants?
Life is full of tough decisions. Many of us are faced with complex tasks and responsibility beyond the scope of our imagination. There are times when even our own bodies can intrigue and confuse us. Sometimes even the question of whether or not we are about to crap our pants can confound us. For those times, there is this quiz.
This quiz is not designed to diagnose or treat any serious medical condition. If you have serious concerns about your ability to discern bodily functions then visit your physician, and godspeed.