Why I hate kids | Comments

I hate children because they are spawns of Satan. Theyre loud, annoying, rude, disgusting, and I would love nothing more than to watch one get stuck in a chimney. They are repulsive little demons that touch all your s--- and when you tell them no, they throw fits and you gotta beat their ass in order for them to stop. Personally, I find that tiring and offensive to the middle aged white folks that are currently going through menopause. So I just choose to laugh when s---ty children get what they deserve :)

Because they annoying as hell, in fact if my husband wants kids, we'll pay a surrogate and then a nanny to raise them, then boarding school to Switzerland, I can't deal......they annoying man!

This quiz is s---, why would I want to be your friend anyway

Your offensive, and useless. I most certainly would not like to leave my kids with you. Abusive.

I like kids. (if they are good.) And please, stop being mean hammerman.