Who is the biggest Mountaineer fan?
You Know You're From West Virginia When ....... Your house still has the "Wide Load" sign on the back. You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures. You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge. On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat. The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape. You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture. You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head. You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.
Mountain Country Wisdom (1) Don't name a pig you plan to eat. (2) Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. (3) Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. (4) Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps. (5) A bumblebee is faster than a John Deere tractor. (6) Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles. (7) Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. (8) Meanness don't happen overnight. (9) Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads. (10) Don't sell your mule to buy a plow. (11) Don't corner something meaner than you. (12) Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug. (13) Every path has some puddles. (14) Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.