Who are you?

Are you curious as to who you might be? Have you ever wondered what your calling in life is? Take this short quiz and we will tell you everything you want to know!

Vam interesno, kto vy? Zadumyvalis' li vy, kakovo vashe prizvaniye v zhizni? Proydite etot korotkiy test, i my rasskazhem vam vse, chto vy khotite znat'!!

Created by: Dr. John Smith

Where do you live?
- A house
- A duplex
- A battleship
How do you eat ice cream?
- As fast as a race car.
- Snails are faster than me.
- Even slower.
- Like a slob.
- I don't eat ice cream
- I eat it while being awarded six Awards of Lenin.
What is your favorite book?
- Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry
- Harry Potter
- East of Eden
- East of Eden, but you were younger when you first read it.
- To Kill a Mockingbird
- Doctor Zhivago
What instrument do you play?
- Clarinet
- Guitar
- Voice
- Piano
- Balalaika
- Sound Effect Key Board
How quickly do you eat your halloween candy?
- I eat mine and then I steal other people's candy.
- Within a week
- Within two months
- Within three years
- If I eat candy I will die
- Halloween is discouraged in my culture
Favorite form of transportation?
- Walking
- Biking
- Public Transportation
- Getting a ride from parents
- Sauntering
- By sea
Birth order?
- Oldest
- Oldest but younger
- Middle
- Youngest
- Unknown
- Only known child
Favorite sport?
- Running
- Tennis
- Baseball
- I hate every single sport ever. I just like to sit on the couch.
- Marksmanship
- Sleeping
Favorite ice cream flavor?
- Chocolate chip cookie dough
- Cookie dough
- Gourmet lemon gelato or sorbet
- Orange creamsicle
- I don't eat ice cream
- Vanilla
Least favorite chore?
- Sweeping the stairs
- Fixing bikes
- Mopping the floor (actually scrubbing)
- Slaughtering chickens
- Tolerating the presence of others
- Going to war even though it's my job
Fashion sense?
- Extravagant
- Sporty
- Comfortable
- Normal
- Naked
- Formal
What do you decorate your bike with?
- Paint it all black and don't wear a helmet
- Bag on the handlebars
- Streamers on the handlebars
- Guitar case
- I can't ride a bike
- My twelve military honors
Comfortable temperature?
- Warm
- Slightly cool with cool air
- 95 degrees
- Normal
- As hot as possible
- Bitter cold
Favorite color?
- Cerulean blue or dark, warm brown
- Dandelion yellow
- Blood orange
- Fire engine red
- Smoky grey
- Gloomy
Favorite type of pasta?
- The stuff from Upstate New York
- The one with stuff in it
- The ones that look like the thingies on the beach
- Long ridgy tubes
- Makarony po-flotski
- Whatever my masters give me
OPINION
- Maybe
- Yes
- Embarrassing!!
- Shoot me.
- I can't use it
- I prefer my cruiser Komintern
Do you speak Spanish?
- Yes
- yEs
- yeS
- No
- I don't speak
- I have never heard it spoken
Do you even lift, bro?
- 60 pounds
- Two Rubbermaid totes full of stuff
- One tent pole
- 900 kilograms
- Sure
- My destroyer flotilla
Name for your pet?
- Paperclip
- Snuffle Wuffle
- Mind Goal
- William
- I am
- Kapitsa Stanislav Alesnarovich (Stas for short)

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