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lmaoi gotta have 150 characters let me copy paste the kanye story So It's me, Kanye back at it. Me and my gang walk up to Trump, and are like. Give us presidentship you Liberal. And Trump's like. I'm gonna take a Dump on you and I'm like. No. And I activate the Stronger sample and go BOOM BA BOOM BA BOOM BA BOOM BA. And Trump is like. Oh no. And then I shout libaberal and blow the roof off the White House. Trump Kills Kid Cudi with a Force Choke like Darth Vader. It's just me Vs Trump. I'm Kanye and I'm Crying. And Trump is like. Nae nae. And Trump says the g word (gamer). And I'm like well I'm a Gamer but I don't even say it I Just Say Gama. Trump is defeating me. What Do I do. And then I call in Hungrybox. And Hungrybox is like. B. And Then he does a Down B on trump. Trump grows a big Flower. On his head. And then Hungrybox gets hit by a Crab. and dies.
So I'm me. I'm Kanye. I walk up to Hiroshima Sakurai himself. And he's like. I'm not gonna add you into Smash. And I'm like, Okay. I'm gonna make you add me. So me and my gang show up and crack our knuckles. Okay. You know what I'm on about. And we start chanting the entirety of New Slaves Mongolian Throat Singing style. But before we finish the fire second verse and permanently burn him, Sakurai blasts us back with a huge surge of power. He kills Jay Z, Tyler the Creator, and Pusha T. It's just me and Kid Cudi, before Kid Cudi runs. Me or Kanye, stand facing each other. We reach an agreement to get me in Smash. It turns out that Sakurai is racist, and would only add me if I was a secret cheat for Diddy Kong.