Which Henry Hoover Does Your Soul Resonate With?

I love hoovers, when I was a little boy, Daddy useed to let me dissect the hoovers, to see how they work. When daddy died, I dissected him to see if he was just like henry, just like him, red and hard and strong.....

I'm a really nice guy, all i need is a woman, in fact i'm owed a neko catgirl girlfriend, a mandatory government assigned girlfriend who will be my henry forever, who will make my meals and sleep with me, kjust like in the 60's. just like daddy did. I never met my mother, so i need a woman who will look after me as if i am 8 years old. I just need some fat boobies, some great big bandonkadonks, just massive whampedamperf---alongas, just absolutely giganti-

Created by: mrman23

Your parents call you down for a... "serious chat". Oh no! What's your crime you naughty little boyo?
- I am addicted to the sucking of dirt, dirty filthy hairs and grime and filth
- I left a s--- in the fridge
- I knocked nans ashes!
- Toe-nails in dads mouth while he rests a deep slumber
You're left in charge of a baby... what's you're favourite film?
- Baywatch
- Saving Ryan's privates
- Schihndel;rrssm;polist
- mummy's home videos ;)
linex or windows?
- herlp theyre coming idonty know hope much time i have lerfvt5hcosa;'L.
- windoes :)
- Linux :) i dont know how much time i have left
- PLESSERAAHHHH LEAASSSS HE:
The police are at the door, what is your crime?
- 20 terrabytes of cp
- My pretty litte darlings i keep in The Box
- Defenestrated baby
- Black tar heroin in my childs schoolbag
How many watts dost thou require ye filthy wench?
- 2 watt
- 5 watt
- I turned off the power to the local distric, the hospitals have completely shut down, the poeple on life su[p[ort are dead, i kjilled them ,oi killed them all i killed them i kil;;led them i killed them i ki8lled them please god forgive me
- 7 watts
theyve found the harddrive.
- asssume a new identity fake your death
- blaame your v1 yasr old cousin
- my name is steven. im 7 years old and i come from venisuala. mty mum came over to the americas for a good life......... but my new dad had new ideas. now im 8 and i am a coke mule, my new dad talks funny when he has juice, and my mums been missuinf for months. io get good grades in school and o like masths and science. i want to be a space man so i can leacve this planet and be at peace.
- the rope is under my mattress
what's you're favourite book?
- Harry potter
- The seal of solomon all the [raiose the almigyht goethia the divine beings who have power over all, DOE DHKPA VKJDJFIOAOIFJHRGPAFIKSAMNFOLFBSDOFINAEOR)
- I only watch lovecraft films
- 120 days of sodom
What's your favourite colour?
- Pink, like the flesh of my mother, my sweet mother, so smooth and kind, i wear hjer once every m,opnths and then put her away in her celkl for leaving me NAUGHTY NAUGHTY MOTHER I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I'M GLAD YOU DIED
- toasted plum
- Blue, the colour of my salvation, the colour of his eyes...
- Purple, like my necrotic wounds, i havemn't long berfoer it consumes me completely
Funny question! This one's a bit silly,,,, >.< who was your first crush >////
- daemon, the bringer of eternal darkness
- margaret thatcher
- King Louis XIV
- My best friends dad
Favouritevbrand of nhoover???
- henry
- henry
- henry
- henry
- henry
- henry
- dyson
- henry

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