Which Cretin are YOU?

This is a quiz to find out which character from Chronicles of a Confused Cretin you are. I had to leave some people out (Sorry bagel snot, milo, cactus-midget) but I only have so much space and so much motivation

I DON'T WANNA WRITE ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE ugh

Created by: Armless Arm

Are you ready for...
Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. If you could be any of the four species, which would you be?
  2. How would you most prefer to spend your free time?
  3. Favorite Food?
  4. Favorite Amadokian Deity?
  5. Do you ever plan to get married?
  6. You are out walking one day, and suddenly find yourself surrounded by masked thugs! How do you react?
  7. Something important/precious to you is stolen, and you have a fairly good idea of who took it. What do you do?
  8. You suddenly find yourself broke right before making a fairly large purchase at a local store. What are you going to do about it?
  9. You wake up one day to find a stranger claiming to be an older or younger version of yourself. How do you respond? Do you believe them?
  10. 5) You somehow miraculous come into possession of the Legendary Notebook of Power. What do you do with it?
  11. Have you ever killed anyone/do you plan to kill someone in the future?
  12. Do you think Dest is a moron?
  13. Will you go sky-marshmellow-watching with me?
  14. Did you enjoy this quiz?

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