Which character are you?

HELLO, welcome to this character quiz. In this quiz, you’ll get a bunch of stupid ass questions. In return, you get to find out who’s answers you got the closest to! HOORAY!!!!!! This should be pretty self explanatory, but this thing wants me to write two paragraphs, so oh well.
In the quiz, you pick the answer that resonates with you most. WOAh WHO WOULD’VE GUESSED?!? Yes yes, you do that, then you get a result at the end. How crazy is that? Pretty damn insane.