Where The Grass Is Greener... Part 2
Ok. I'm sorry that I haven't released this Sooner. Like I said on the last question I'll try to release them sooner. things I can't do at hogwarts 1. If a classmate falls asleep in class, I will not take advantage of the fact to draw a dark mark on there arm. 2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class. 3. Professor Umbridge is NOT the wicked which of the west.
4. She will not melt if I pour water over her. 5. Demanding to the Minister why the wizards arent magically helping the giant panda populations is frowned upon. 6. I will not find first years on the Hogwarts Express and say "Good Luck to you! I hear this year they've got a troll to fight to decide your house. Man, in my year, we only had to fight fire crabs.