What Type of Mom Are You?

Hello! Have you ever wondered what type of mom you are? Well now you can find out! There are 10 questions you need to answer. Give us your HONEST ANSWER.

There are 7 types of moms that you could get. This also works for boys; just replace mom with dad. This is a kid-friendly quiz and its also supposed to be funny.

Created by: Julianna

Your kid is dying. You...
- A) Help speed up the process
- B) "I Dont have a kid."
- C) Chuck something that will help them.
- D) Pretend to die too, then laugh
- E) SAVE THEM!
- F) Cry because your kid is dying.
- G) Say "I know someone whose butt fell off when he died."
It's your kid's birthday!!! You:
- A) say: "Yay! A few more years and you can get out of here!"
- B) "What is this "KID" that you speak of?"
- C) Chuck cake at them
- D) Eat all of the cake and open all of the presents
- E) Give them a 10-foot pile of presents and a 17-layer cake
- F) Cry because your kid is 1 step closer to dying
- G) Say "One time a man had a birthday and the cake cake ate HIM."
Your kid is socially awkward. You tell them:
- A) "Go to hell, weirdo."
- B) Nothing. (What kid?)
- C) Nothing. You chuck a book about social rules at them.
- D) Nothing. You pretend you are socially awkward, then laugh.
- E) "Its ok I still love you."
- F) Nothing. You cry because your kid is gonna die alone.
- G) "One time there was a cat that was sociallly awkward and his guts popped."
Its Christmas! You give your kid...
- A) Nothing. "All of the presents are for ME!"
- B) Nothing "because I dont have a kid."
- C) A football that you and your kid can chuck
- D) Only 25% of the gifts. "The rest are for me!"
- E) ALL Of them! "Hopefully I Get 1 or 2 presents this year."
- F) Your heart, then cry because your kid gives it away
- G) A story about a snowman whose head fell off when he opened his presents early.
Your kid wants a puppy. What do you do/say?
- A) "Let all the puppies DIE"
- B) "I have a puppy but not a kid."
- C) Chuck a puppy at them
- D) Pretend to be a puppy and bite him/her
- E) "Yes sweety anything for you!"
- F) Cry because the dog is gonna replace you.
- G) "One time a baby's face was ripped off by a dog."
Your kid wont get off electronics. You..
- A) Smash their phone
- B) "I dont have a kid!!!"
- C) Chuck their phone out the window
- D) Chainsaw their phone
- E) Take their phone nicely
- F) Cry because why not?
- G) "There once was a man whose eyes popped because he was on his phone too long."
Your kid wants pizza. You say.........
- A) "No pizza ever in your life!"
- B) "Ok, hallucination kid."
- C) "Ok" then chuck a pizza.
- D) "Ok" then get a pizza, give them a crumb, and eat the rest.
- E) Give them a pizza
- F) "Waa my kid is gonna be chubby!"
- G) "There once was a man who lost his taste buds while eating pizza!'
Your kid gets an "F" on the SA. You....
- A) Say "Go to hell, non-loved child!"
- B) "I am not a mom"
- C) Chuck all of their school supplies out the window
- D) Say "My friends kid is retarded and he did better than you"
- E) Help them get better next time
- F) Cry because your kid is a failure
- G) Tell them a story about a guy who lives under a bridge because he got an "F" on the SA
Your kid has tear in his/her eyes. You...
- A) Make them feel worse
- B) "Why am I even here?"
- C) Chuck tissues at them
- D) Pretend to cry, then laugh like crazy
- E) Comfort the kid
- F) Cry because your kid is crying
- G) Say "One time a man was crying so hard that his eyes popped out of his face."
Your kid is sick! You...
- A) Tell them to eat your boogers
- B) "Ok I'm Outta here"
- C) Chuck tylonol at them
- D) Pretend to sneeze 20 times in a row then laugh
- E) Get them to the doctor
- F) Cry because your kid is sick
- G) Say "One time a woman was sick and her brains gushed outta her head."

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