What Scrubs Character

[Turk is asking Dr. Kelso for a favor] Turk: Sir, I promise you, if you offer her the job again she'll say yes. And I'll do anything, I'll pick up extra shifts, I'll volunteer - I'll volunteer at the clinic; Whatever you want! Dr. Kelso: Ahh! I want you to kill the giant bat that's been living in my attic! Turk: You keep Enid in the attic?

urk: This is the reason why your headache didn't go away: That's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth. [Dr. Cox and the pregnant Jordan are walking through towards a Nurses' Station] Dr. Cox: Yes, hello? Could we please get my hormonal, extremely annoying ex-wife's amnio underway? Jordan: Wow, I can't wait to write that down in the baby journal. [Dr. Cox grunts] Jordan: Could you be a bigger ass right now? Dr. Cox: Could you *have* a bigger ass right now? Elliot: My life is a mess! J.D.: At least you're pretty. Elliot: Yeah, well, pretty don't pay the rent! Carla: It does for my sister. Elliot: Oh, my God, your sister's a prostitute? Carla: She's a model. Come on, Elliot, we talked about thinking before we speak.

Created by: Zach Braff
  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. DO you keep a journal and write in all your hopes and dreams?
  2. Do you have a rediculis sense of humor that only you and your friends get?
  3. Do you talk to animals?
  4. Do you become emotionally attached to material objects?
  5. Are you cocky?
  6. Do you like to sum things up in your mind?
  7. Do you think the people you life with are idiots even though you love them?
  8. Do you have theme songs mentally in your mind for emotions you have and things that happen to you?
  9. Is you Best friend sometimes cocky,arrogant?
  10. Are you weak or strong physically?

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