What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old What is your gender? Male Female Do you use turn signals? Yes No When I feel like it When I remember I haven't figured them out yet When about to turn left at an intersection do you... Just go Wait until traffic has cleared Go, then stop and block the intersection Go and then in the middle of the intersection turn on your signal Turn left from the right lane Turn left with your right turn signal on How often do you sit on your porch during an average day? None 1 hour 1-3 hours 3-6 hours 6-9 hours 9+ hours Do you have a job? Yes No I did My cousin does I can't get one... I'm illegal Do you invite friends/family over to sit on your porch? No, I don't even sit on it No, I like my porch to myself Sometimes on special occasions... like Holidays Sometimes on special occasions... like Saturdays Yes, nightly Yes, daily and nightly When sitting at a stop light, when do you proceed? When it turns green When I've waited long enough When the cop looks away When my car starts to overheat How many colors is your car? One Two, I have racing stripes! Two, I got a door from another car Three, I got a door and a hood from my uncle Four, I'm not sure if those doors are even for the same style of car Five or six... is rust a color? What hours of the day was your school in session? 7:30 - 3:30 - We worked hard 8:00 - 3:30 - They kept us busy 8:00 - 2:30 - Teachers unions only work so long 8:30 - 2:00 - Pretty much a breeze 9:00 - 2:00 - Five hours is a long day 9:30 - 1:30 - Lunch and gym each lasted an hour To celebrate a holiday you do which of the following? Whatever is the traditional activity Chill with my friends/family Travel Hang on my porch Fire a shotgun out the window Break out my "special" blend of tobacco and smoke it When a car is trying to merge into your lane from an entrance ramp do you... Move over into the open left lane? Slow down or speed up to create space? Maintain your course to make the merging car adjust Slow down or speed up to not allow the car to merge Act like you don't see the car and drive him onto the shoulder Ride your horn, swerve your car, tap your brakes then pass him and cut him off Which of the following do you consider a major political accomplishment? Lowering the wage tax Increasing the wage tax Bringing expensive hotels to a city Paving a road Remodeling a park For a vacation you take the family to... The Jersey Shore The Poconos The Adirondacks Your Friends porch Carbondale The Glider Diner Your Mom and Dad live... Across town In another city Down da street Next door Downstairs with granma Upstairs with your brother's family How often do you mow your lawn? Weekly As needed Monthly Once every couple of hours My landlord does it What makes that stuff grow anyway? How would you describe your car sterio? Whatever came with the car I sold my car doors so I could pay for it It's worth more than my car It's worth more than my house My car is also my house What do you do for fun? Go to the movies Do one of my hobbies Hang out on my porch Hang out on my friends porch Drive around with the bass all the way up Shoot shotguns out the window When you see someone you don't know do you... Say hi and chat for a moment? Say hi and continue on your way? Ignore them? Stare at them? Stare at them and follow them? When walking down a street and a car approaches do you... Move out of the way Get onto the sidewalk Spread out and give the car just enough room Spread out and block the road Talk on your cellphone and pretend you can't see it When walking with your young children do you... Hold their hand and watch them Watch them carefully Let their older sibling care for them Talk on your cellphone and hope for the best Ignore them then yell at them when they won't listen When the kids are outside playing, I am... Doing yard work Playing with them Watching them from the window Sitting on my porch on my cell Sitting on my porch yelling at them Sitting on my porch, talking on my cell, yelling at them, and playing loud music I hope my children grow up to... Be a doctor pursue their life dreams Move back in with me take care of me so I can sit here on my porch Work at Redners Work the system and live off everyone else
