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how Scranton are you?

This quiz helps one determine one's S.Q. (Scranton Quotient). If you are from Scranton or one of the surrounding boroughs, you will definitely find this amusing. If you are not from Scranton you can have a little fun too, at our expense.

Well, How Scranton are you? Take this quick test to determine your S.Q. (Scranton Quotient). Its fun, its silly, and its amazingly accurate. Try it you'll like it. If you've ever lived here, visited here, or have family living here, take the quiz you may be surprised at just how Scranton you are!

What is your age?
	Under 18 Years Old
	18 to 24 Years Old
	25 to 30 Years Old
	31 to 40 Years Old
	41 to 50 Years Old
	51 to 60 Years Old
	Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
	Male
	Female
What is a Texas Weiner?
	George W. Bush
	a breed of dog
	a small hot dog with chili onions and mustard
	the name of a sexual position
	food from a gas station
What is "The Eynon"
	a drive in movie theater
	Sugermans
	a drugstore
	a town outside of Scranton
How far away is Philly?
	125 miles
	2 hours
Where were you born?
	the mercy
	cmc
	moses
	in a hospital
	at home
If you are downtown, what direction is Clark's Summit?
	up
	down
	over
What is down the line?
	Carbondale, yuck!
	downtown
	Wilkes-Barre
	what line?
Is there a bar within walking distance from your house?
	yes
	no
Is there a funeral home within walking distance from your house?
	yes
	no
Is there a church within walking distance from your house?
	yes
	no
What do you eat in Old Forge?
	hot wings
	pizza
	seafood
	barbecue
How many of your high school friends still live in Scranton?
	all of em
	some, but most moved away
	none
Did you ever drink beer from a keg in the woods before you were 18?
	no
	I don't drink
	of course, isn't that normal?
	maybe once
If given the opportunity would you drink beer from a keg in the woods now?
	yes
	no
	maybe
	of course, isn't that normal?
What is your ethnicity?
	Irish
	Italian
	Polish
	any combination of the above three
	none of the above
Does it seem strange to you to have a Street named Boulevard Avenue?
	yes
	no
If you wanted to order a pizza, you would ask for a...
	pie
	tray
	pizza
Who is your favorite baseball team?
	the Phillies
	the Pirates
	the Yankees
	the Mets
Do you or anyone you know have a Noni, a Baba, or a Chuchi?
	yeah
	no
	what the hell does that even mean?
Ever been to a Cow Flop?
	yes
	no
	I go every year
	a what?
Where do you go to see concerts?
	a concert venue
	up the mountain
	down the arena
How many times a year does your grandmother take the bus to A.C. ?
	once a month
	couple times a year
	couple times a month
	never
In which town would you find the most mullets?
	Olyphant
	Clark's Summit
	Carbondale
	Scranton
What is the best day of the year in Scranton?
	New Years Eve
	Christmas
	Parade Day
	4th of July
Jeet yet?
	yeah
	no, ju?
	huh?

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