What is your loser-score?

No matter how smart your parents and friends say you are, life proves the opposite several times a day, huh? Screw those flattering IQ test scores, and be ready to face the true estimate of your stupidity!
It's easy to say that somebody is a loser. However, this is not at all politically correct. Once you make a statement like this, it should be crystal clear, how much of a loser is in there.