What Funky Pillow is in Your Soul?
This seems dumb, I know. Why would I, a possibly-but-probably-not-normal human being, want to know what kind of pillow resides within my very soul? I understand where you are coming from, but you must understand these are FUNKY pillows we are talking about. What's so special about it being funky, you may ask?
Funky, by most people, is an adjective considered to be "out of date", "no longer used by the public", and "not very interesting in this day and age." Well, something along those lines is probably the best thing you could use to measure something we cannot see, hear, imagine, or even confirm it's existence. Wouldn't you agree?