what Do Cats REALLY Think Of You?

This is a quiz to determine what most cats REALLY think of you. What they say behind your back. Of course, there WILL be exceptions. Shall I elaborate?

Lets say, literally EVERY. SINGLE. CAT. That you have EVER met hates you. BUT: you are lucky enough to be the owner of a super sweet calico kitten. She loves you. LIKE, A LOT!!! So that explains the exceptions. For the other part, I tell you my honest opinion of how much cats like you. Also, this quiz is basically RIGHT, so, yeah. Unless you lie your way through. The pictures are all my cats, by the way. Can you guess their names in the comments? I would love to see your guesses... Sometime I will tell you the truth. I'm sure you'll NEVER get the white one's name. Or the little gray one. Maybe the brown cat... Nut that's pretty unlikely.

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When you see a cat, what is you FIRST IMPULSE?
- Run away.
- Say hello and walk away.
- Lick it. (ME: UM.)
- Pet it. A lot. Stay there for hours.
- Shove it in a cat carrier, take it to the vet, and after they have proven that there is nothing WRONG with this cat, give it a bath and keep it.
- Pick it up and take it home.
- Give it a treat and a few pets to the head.
- Search fro its real owners.
What do you feed your cat?
- I don't.
- I don't have a cat.
- Cat food, what else. And don't even ask, its just REGULAR OLD CAT FOOD.
- Whatever I'M EATING.
- Dead rats. But my cat has to catch them itself.
- Salmon. Tuna. Cod.
- The literally, like, BEST I can afford.
- It changes daily to fit my cats mood.
Do you have a cat?
- Yes.
- No.
- No, but I REALLY want one.
- No, and getting one is OUT OF THE QUESTION.
- Yes, but I wanna give it away.
- No, but I work at a shelter. Does that count?
- I own several.
- No, but just because I'm allergic.
Do you love cats?
- Yes
- No
- Maybe. I have mixed feelings.
- I love to EAT them...
- Well, they make nice rugs.
- ?
- Wut is a cat
- Please tell me what is a cat?
Have cats ever ruined anything you own?
- Yes. I will never forgive them.
- No... I would never even let a cat near my stuff...
- Yes. Its all good though.
- Wut is cat
- No, but if cat did is cool.
- Cat shredded my arm/leg/eye/head/ any other non-weird body parts you can think of.
- *ahem*... Cat shredded my *cough cough*
- No but I would KILL CAT.
What does it mean when a cats pupils are huge?
- Wut its cat? Huh? What is cat? Cat have pupils, but what is cat?
- It is playing
- You have activated its murder button. Run.
- Cat is hunting.
- Cat will kill you.
- Cat is defective robot.
- Cat is non-defective robot.
- Cat is dying!
What is the most horrifying experience you have ever experienced? (cat related)
- I have never been near a cat to have one.
- What is cat?
- I haven't had any. I am very careful around cats.
- Nothing major. Probably just when one scratched/bit me.
- Mauled my arm/leg/eye/nose/pretty much any other body part you can think of!
- When one puked on me.
- A cat destroyed my most treasured possession/ most of my stuff/ a thing I have in my house.
- Other(has no effect on quiz results)
What is a cat?
- Dunno.
- That's what I've been asking you!
- A mammal? What, is this like SCHOOL or something?
- Cute. A cat is cute.
- A vicious beast that is to be avoided at all costs.
- Something I'm allergic to.
- A furry pet that is like a tiny dog but cuter.
- A mutated dog that SHOULD NOT EXIST.
Do you enjoy being around cats?
- No.
- NO.
- Yes.
- YES!
- I have never been around a cat. I have no idea.
- What is cat? Is cat nice?
- Around SOME.
- Just MY cat.
Do you pet cats?
- No.
- Yes.
- NO.
- YES!
- Never.
- Always!
- Just SOME cats./ just MY cat.
- Literally every random cat I see.

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