Welcome To The Pretzel Store!

Hello, welcome to the pretzel shop, at this shop we sell pretzels, pretzels, and more pretzels! I hope you like pretzels! I know that I do! So yeah, buy some pretzels.

My employee: ummm so that was a terrible sales pitch. we have lots of different kinds of pretzels and all of them are very delicious! This is the greatest shop ever cause it has the most pretzels!

Created by: Ruby Serene

Hey welcome to the pretzel shop!
- I love pretzels! happy to be here.
- um okay..?
- I don't like pretzels (me/Ruby: then why u take this quiz/come to this shop?)
Would you rather have crunchy pretzel or soft big pretzel?
- crunchy ones
- a big one
What shape do you want your crunchy pretzels to be?
- normal pretzel shape?
- bats and pumpkins like halloween
- Pretzel sticks are obviously superior.
- heart shapes
- the pretzel goldfish
- X's and O's to play tic tac toe with
- little trees
- none I said I don't want any what is this shop?
Would you like cinnamon and sugar or extra sea salt on your jumbo pretzel?
- extra sea salt
- cinnamon and sugar
- none I just want the dough part (me/Ruby: ok weirdo.)
- I don't want one in the first place though!
Okay, next would you like some cheese sauce for said jumbo pretzel?
- nah
- yes
- no I got cinnamon and sugar why would you put cheese on that?
- I didn't even get a big pretzel tho
Would you like any pretzel buns for your sandwiches or pretzel crust or anything?
- yes ofc I do shy have normal buns when you could have a pretzel bun?
- no, just normal buns are fine thanks.
Okay, how about the pretzels with peanut butter in them?
- THAT SOUNDS AWESOME
- ohhhh no why would you do that no
HEY I NEED A (whatever you ordered) girl in the back of the shop: wait slow down wait I can't-
- hey don't be rude to your employees.
- but you aren't going that fast she's incompetent.
girl: okay here is your order. *gives you wrong order*
- WAIT THIS IS THE WRONG ORDER
- thank you young lady!
- *doesn't want to be rude so doesn't say anything*
Me/Ruby: HEY!!!! THAT'S THE WRONG ORDER IT"S SUPPOSED TO BE (*order*)
- YEAH GIRL GIVE ME RIGHT ORDER!
- oh, I didn't mind it...
- oh, uh... thanks for noticing....
*she gives you the right order*
- thanks :)
- can I have the wrong order back?
Okay, so that's $50,000,000.17
- WAIT!!!!!! 50 million dollars and seventeen cents?????? That's too much for pretzels. me/Ruby: pay or I call my friend the dragon. You: *pays*
- *pays without even reacting cause rich*
- ^ but because you think it's a joke
- wait it's already 50 mil why do you need 17 cents?
- ^ cheapskate it's already 50 mil so why do you CARE about an extra 17 cents? LOL.
Oh so you want a container of sea salt it's only $500 extra
- yes sure
- NOOOOOOOO!!!! that is way too much for salt me/Ruby: it's sea salt it's way better than just plain old salt.
You can also have salt from the Himalayan Mountains that costs only $1,000
- oh I will take that instead.
- I will take that and the sea salt.
- NOOO why it's just salt me/Ruby: uncultured person who dosen't appreciate the beauty of good salt is here, huh?
There is also regular table salt for $0.01 but that's trash you don't want it.
- duh I don't want it it's not good salt.
- I love all salt and thus will buy it. me/Ruby: I actually agree with you it's just for the purpose of this quiz I'm hating on it.
- hey, that's an actually reasonable price I'll take it!
- ^cheapskate
- ^omg he/she isn't the other stuff is terribly overpriced.
Thanks for coming to the pretzel shop come again!
- yes I most certainly will best shop ever
- no never again so overpriced and the salt obsession is freaky why
WAIT!!! I forgot to mention we also have a new single coming out soon make sure to buy it it's only $1,107
- Wait what kind of song do you got about pretzels? (me/Ruby: I really did make one I talk about it in results.)
- It's still overpriced
- nope nope nope now bye.
- Why 1107? me/Ruby: it's a secret but kinda a bad one since it's from a show.
Remember to rate the quiz and comment.
- yes miss I will do both
- I will do one of these
- nope nope never no I'm leaving now bye me/Ruby: *sadness* Other shop girl: hey you made her sad you will pay.
- ^ but you were mean to the shop girl why does she care?
- ^ me/Ruby: ofc she cares she's practically a sister to me.
- ^ wait what why was this never mentioned?
- ^me/Ruby: would it have mattered? no, not really I think.
18 questions is a weird number and it's lowkey kinda bugging me
- yeah I get that too sometimes
- lol why it's just a number
20 is a better number now I'm happy but seriously remember to rate/comment :)
- still planning on doing one/both
- still planning on not doing it. Me: *still sadness* Other girl: *still anger*

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