Warhammer Chaos Gods 4: are you a Champion of Slaanesh? (18+)

You may have taken my old Warhammer Chaos Gods quiz on this site and found out this truth, or you may have known it all along. Perhaps you embraced this path with desire and passion, or perhaps you were seduced to it against your initial wishes. It is of no consequence, for either way it is now so: you worship Him - Slaanesh, Lord of Pleasure and Pain, Dark Prince of Chaos, most beautiful and beguiling of the Great Gods. Of course, you merely belong in His domain in your ordinary mortal life: you don't really lead a host of splendour and decadence, turning your enemies' screams of pain into a sweet song of praise for your divine Master. But, given the opportunity, could you do that? Or, perhaps, will you?

You have chosen the Path of Pleasure, but do you have what it takes to become a Champion of Slaanesh? Will the Dark Prince smile upon you and adorn you with His gifts, or will He turn away from you in dissatisfaction? His rewards are the most beautiful... but His wrath can be horrible indeed.

Created by: Eternal

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Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?

What is your age?
- Under 18 Years Old
- 18 to 24 Years Old
- 25 to 30 Years Old
- 31 to 40 Years Old
- 41 to 50 Years Old
- 51 to 60 Years Old
- Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
- Male
- Female

Would you consider yourself to be a hedonist?
- Quite to the contrary, I'm an ascetic.
- No, though I don't exactly run away from pleasure.
- I'm not sure, I'm torn somewhere in between. Isn't that what this quiz is going to tell me?
- Only in some areas of life.
- Yes, but I'm ashamed of that. I should really change my way of life.
- Why, yes. There's nothing wrong with that.
Do you ever give yourself over to a pleasure so entirely that nothing else exists for you at the moment?
- No, such behaviour shows lack of self-control.
- No, I don't even think it's possible: that's artistic exaggeration.
- No, although I wish I could do that, but so many things always seem to distract me...
- Rarely, but it happens.
- Yes, but not to just anything: it depends on the source of pleasure.
- Ahhh, such moments are the sweetest.
Do you think "carpe diem" is a good motto? Do you ever behave like today's day is your last?
- Of course! After all, one day it will be. Why skip all the wonderful opportunities?
- Mostly... you shouldn't hold yourself back, but I still don't overdo it.
- It sounds good, but I never seem to be able to put it to practice.
- Not really, though I do give in to it occasionally...
- No, I'd be afraid to live like that.
- Sheer folly! If you ask me, it's a perfect way to ruin one's life.
Do you believe there is an ultimate pleasure, an ecstasy greater than anything else in the world?
- Uhhmm... I've never really thought about it... and I don't feel like thinking about it now either. To be honest, I don't feel like thinking.
- No, just as there is no "ultimate" strength or wisdom - pleasure is derived from too many things too different to compare.
- In general terms, no, but and individual might consider a particular pleasure his/her ultimate.
- Yes, I guess it must exist, but I have no idea what it might be.
- Yes, and I'm looking for it.
- Yes, and it is the ecstasy only Slaanesh Himself may bestow upon those He favours.
Do you think a pleasant moment is better when you delay it?
- Nonsense! I want it all and I want it now!
- Not really. Delaying might cancel it altogether... and I wouldn't want that to happen.
- It's best to split it, if possible: half now and half later.
- Sometimes, though waiting makes me anxious.
- Only if it's something really worth waiting for.
- Yes, there's enjoyment in anticipating a pleasure that is certain to come.
Is your room decorated according to your taste, or do you just don't care?
- Of course, it's organized to please my senses. You could know that I live there just by casting a glance.
- There's some stuff decorating it, but I'm a bit short of inspiration for the rest.
- A little, but I don't think it's worth any more effort.
- Not really, I don't have enough time/money to spare.
- No, why would it be? It's just a place to sleep in, what's the point of decorating it?
- Decorated?! I barely manage to clean it regularly, let alone anything more.
Do you have works of art (paintings, sculptures, etc.) adorning your house?
- No, I think that's a waste of money and space.
- No, I can't afford anything of the sort. I'd like it, however.
- Ummm, not really... do posters count? I've got some really nice ones.
- Yes, but my parents/spouse/siblings are responsible for it. I don't care about such things.
- Yes, but only a few.
- Yes, and a decent number. They add some spirit to the place.
Do you ever visit galleries, museums, theatres, concerts etc.?
- Yes, I enjoy attending such places of art.
- From time to time.
- I've been a couple of times.
- Sometimes, when someone convinces me to go.
- Alas, no. I don't have the time/money.
- No, that's boring.
How often do you listen to music?
- I don't: I hate music.
- When someone else plays it, or I leave the TV on some music channel.
- Sometimes, when I feel like it, but not too often.
- Once a week or so.
- Several times per week.
- Practically every day: music is my life! I can't grow bored of it.
Do you practise any form of art? (painting, sculpting, music, dancing etc.)
- No, and I'm perfectly satisfied.
- Alas, no: I have no talent for any of these arts.
- I used to, but I gave it up.
- I draw/sing/play an instrument/etc. a little, but it's really nothing special.
- Yes, as a hobby.
- Yes, and it's my profession, or otherwise occupies an important place in my life.
Do you write? (either prose or poetry)
- Yes, a lot. I love expressing myself through written speech.
- Sometimes, though I'm usually too lazy to put my ideas on paper. But I have a lot of ideas.
- A piece here and there.
- I wrote when I was younger... I lost the hang of it somehow.
- Does a diary count? Letters? Something?
- No.
Do you enjoy reading?
- Reading's not for enjoyment, it's for school and similar boring stuff.
- I don't really enjoy it, yet I still have to read a lot for my job/studies.
- Yes, I read the newspaper every day.
- Sometimes, but I still rather watch the TV.
- Yes, though I don't care much what I read, as long as it holds my attention.
- Yes, and I believe I have a good taste for books.
Do you like watching movies? (any sort, including cartoons & anime, but non-p---ographic... there's time for that later)
- Yes, I'll gladly spend a few hours watching a good film.
- Yes, but I have a very restrictive taste.
- Yes, but only in good company.
- Sometimes, usually when I have nothing better to do.
- No, movies are boring.
- No, the modern film industry just doesn't meet my demands.
Do you like playing games? (of any sort, from Scrabble to video-games)
- No, that's a waste of time. Utterly unproductive activity.
- Errr... I used to play games when I was a kid. I'm an adult now.
- A game of Solitaire now and then... (or something of the sort)
- Yes, with my friends.
- Of course, they're great fun!
- This is a WARHAMMER quiz, for Slaanesh's sake, and you ask me whether I like playing games???
Do you do your best to enjoy your food and drink, or do you eat just to sustain your organism?
- I do my best to enjoy every bite (whenever it's possible); what's the point otherwise?
- I would, but given what I'm usually fed, that's wishful thinking.
- I like tasty food, but I can live without it.
- Usually, unless I'm in a hurry: then I just gobble it up.
- Usually, unless I'm depressed or worried - at such times I simply can't feel the taste.
- No, I only eat as much as I need not to drop dead from hunger.
Are you picky about your food and drink?
- No, I eat just about everything.
- Mostly no, but there are some things I don't like.
- I think I'm average: there's some stuff I really like and some stuff I really don't.
- Depends on my mood: sometimes I'd eat a piece of wood, and sometimes you can't please me with anything but my favourite food.
- A little.
- Yes, there are many things I don't like eating.
Do you consume any addictive substances? (alcohol, tobacco... or more serious drugs)
- No! I've never even touched anything of the sort, and I never will!
- I've tried something, but I didn't like it.
- I've tried, and I liked it, but I know it's unhealthy, so I don't use it.
- I used to, but I don't anymore.
- Occasionally, but I'm not addicted.
- Yes, quite often. Being an addict is not that bad.
Do you ever enjoy just sitting/lying/whatever and doing nothing in particular?
- Yes, it's relaxing.
- Only in good company.
- Rarely, when I'm tired or something of the sort.
- Well, I don't get up right after I wake up... if that counts, then yes. But that's all of it.
- No, I'm too hyperactive for that. I believe it's nice, but it's just nor for me.
- No, that's a waste of time.
It feels good to lose control sometimes, doesn't it?
- No, I hate not being in control. No exceptions.
- I don't know, it never happened to me.
- It depends... which sort of loss of control do you mean?
- Well, it does feel good at the time, but I usually regret it afterwards.
- Yes, but I can't allow myself the luxury.
- Yes. What's the point of having instincts if you suppress them all the time?
Are you sometimes drawn to a feeling of danger, either real or imaginary?
- Yes, I enjoy the thrill.
- Yes, but it's always wrapped up with a feeling of... uneasiness.
- Sometimes... though usually to imaginary danger.
- I've experienced the feeling a couple of times, but I didn't dare give in to it.
- Not in real life.
- Me? Drawn to danger? Nnnn-nno, I'm a coward.
Do you like mysteries, secrets, surprises?
- No, I prefer when everything's clear and obvious.
- I like pleasant surprises, but that's where it ends.
- Sure, in books and movies.
- There's a certain charm in not knowing everything at once.
- Yes, I enjoy revealing them, watching them unfold.
- Yes. Especially when I create them... for others.
Do you consider yourself attractive?
- No, but I don't care.
- No, although I very much wish I was.
- Physically, no, but I make up for it with my charm and wit.
- I'm afraid I'm just another of those average faces.
- It's really not for me to tell... why don't you ask whether others consider me attractive?
- Of course, I'm very beautiful/handsome.
Do you find Daemonettes of Slaanesh attractive?
- Actually, I've never seen them. I'm only on this quiz because it said 18+. So far, I don't have a clue what I'm doing here.
- No, they are horrible, scary, perverted creatures.
- Not really, too inhuman for my taste.
- Aesthetically, yes. Sexually, no.
- Hey, they're made to be attractive. Who am I to say otherwise?
- I've dreamed of them. ;)
Can you appreciate someone's beauty and good looks without being romantically or erotically attracted to the person?
- Of course, I'm an aesthete.
- Yes, but only if the situation dictates my distance.
- Sometimes, but not always.
- No, but sometimes I pretend it's so.
- I could if I tried to, I guess... but why bother?
- No, what's the point of that? The term "sex appeal" wasn't made up for no reason.
Do you like p---ography? (movies, pictures, whatever)
- P---ography's for losers. If I wanted sex, I'd go and have sex, not watch some stupid movie.
- It is utterly disgusting and immoral. Of course not!
- No, I'm just not interested.
- No, I'm a bit ashamed of watching something like that. I mean, I kind of like it, but I'm still ashamed.
- It's not that I've never seen any p---ographic material, but it's nothing special for me.
- Yes - doesn't everyone?
How would you react if you found yourself attracted (sexually) to a person of the same gender?
- Actually, I'm only attracted to the same sex, so it's a perfectly normal situation for me.
- I don't really care if they're male or female, as long as I like them. And if they like me too, all the better...
- I'd be somewhat uneasy with such feelings, but I'd go along.
- I'd do my best to suppress the emotion. And I'd avoid the person in question, at least for a while.
- That's abnormal. I'd probably go and see a psychiatrist.
- Disgusting! That could NEVER happen to me! No, I don't care that it's a "what if" question: I refuse to answer.
Do you ever dream or fantasise about sex?
- Sure, all the time.
- From time to time.
- Not too much, but it happens.
- Only when someone/thing really "inspires" me...
- No, I guess I have other stuff to dream about.
- No, that's sinful.
Do you masturbate?
- No, that's horrible and immoral.
- No, I'm just not into it. Never had the urge to do it.
- No, I have other people to satisfy my desires with.
- I've done it once or twice.
- Occasionally.
- Yes, regularly.
Have you ever had sex?
- No, and I'm not going to. I intend to die a virgin.
- No, I don't think one should do that before marriage.
- Not yet, but I will one day, when the right person comes along.
- Not yet... but I'll do this quiz again next week, OK?
- Yes, once. It was nice.
- Of course, many times.
Have you / would you ever have oral or anal sex?
- I wouldn't, that's disgusting.
- No, because sex is a means of reproduction, and those two aren't for procreation but for pleasure alone.
- If my lover asked for it.
- Yes, but I don't see anything special about that.
- Yes, one should try everything. Be creative, after all.
- Oh yes, they're my favourites.
Have you / would you ever have sex with more than one person at the same time?
- No, I think that's unnatural.
- Ummm... I don't really mind, but I'm not sure how that would go with so many people...
- Yes, but I think it's better with only one lover.
- What's wrong with that? Three is nice.
- Of course, six is my ideal number.
- Sure, the more - the merrier.
Have you / would you ever have sex outdoors?
- Yes, nature is the perfect surrounding for it.
- I guess... but I still prefer the good old bedroom.
- Only if my partner wants it.
- No, it's not hygienic.
- No, I just don't feel comfortable about it.
- No, I'm afraid that someone might see us.
Have you / would you ever use sex toys? (anything from kinky underwear to whips and chains)
- Certainly NOT, you depraved freak!
- Rather not, that stuff makes me feel uneasy.
- I don't mind them, but I don't need them.
- Maybe sometimes.
- If my partner wants it, why not?
- Of course, they're fun.
Have you / would you ever have sex with someone significantly older or younger than you?
- I don't think that age matters, as long as there's attraction.
- Yes, but it still makes me feel somewhat weird.
- Older, yes. Younger, no.
- Younger, yes. Older, no.
- Only if they look younger/older than they actually are.
- No, I think that two people should be equally mature to be physically intimate.
Which of these do you believe to be the best (most pleasant) place to have sex at?
- As far as I'm concerned, anything except a bed is just weird and, well, unacceptable.
- A bathtub, pool, beach or some other place in water, where our bodies will be wet and smooth.
- Somewhere in the wild, a forest or meadow, where grass and leaves will caress us.
- In a cellar or dungeon, where chains and instruments of torture are close at hand.
- Anywhere where we feel good at the moment - wherever passion guides us.
- I would tell you... but that place exists only in my fantasies and is too complex for me to describe... you'll just have to trust me it's the best.
Is there something you like/enjoy that most people around you consider strange? (we're not talking about sex anymore... not exclusively, at least)
- No, I'm a perfectly normal person. Unlike yourself, I might add.
- I don't think so... then again, you never know.
- No - because I hide whatever might seem strange. I don't want someone to start pointing fingers at me.
- Sort of... but it's not something they find immoral or bizarre, just a little unconventional.
- Yes, there is something.
- Just a moment, let me start the list.
Do you ever enjoy hurting another?
- Yes, practically always. The feeling of power, the release of passion... it's just so sweet.
- Well, I do get sadistic from time to time.
- Sometimes, though I'm not proud of that.
- If someone gives me a good reason to hurt them, certainly.
- Only if they're willing to be hurt.
- No, of course not. I'm a compassionate person.
Followers of Slaanesh say that pain is pleasure. Would you agree?
- No! Nonsense and abnormality!
- Not to me, but I accept that others may find it so and am not disgusted by the idea.
- Not pain by itself... but pain combined with pleasure... now that's nice.
- I agree, but the fact that I like pain scares me a little.
- Yes, but only to some extent. I do not enjoy extreme pain.
- Ahhh, of course. Every sensation should be enjoyed.
Do you think that some questions on this quiz were perverse?
- This? Perverse?! You have no idea what perversion means, honey.
- No, they were pretty normal.
- A little, I felt somewhat uneasy.
- A little, but I don't mind. What else to expect of a Slaaneshi quiz?
- Yes, quite disgusting. I don't know why I took this quiz in the first place.
- Oh, yes. That's why I liked them.
And lastly, if Slaanesh appeared to you in a dream and told you He makes you His Champion, what would be the first thing you'd do when you woke up?
- Nothing special: it was just a dream.
- Examine my body to see if I have the Mark of Slaanesh.
- Call my friends and tell them of my dream.
- Turn to the person(s) lying next to me and tell them of my dream.
- Spend the next few hours entranced by the image of His divine beauty.
- Decide to spend the rest of my life in limitless self-indulgence. And, if possible, ask Him to send His Champion a Daemonette consort. (It's worth a try. :))

Warhammer Chaos Gods 4: are you a Champion of Slaanesh? (18+)

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