True test of human dudeness
Greetings, human. We have devised a simple test for you. Are you wheat or chaff? Perhaps it is difficult to know precisely what you are, without being quizzed. Please, step this way.
I have heard tell of a wild-thinker in these parts. I have dreamed of this my whole quizzical life. The prophesy said one would come with brain like a bulldozer and a heart like a sponge. Could it be you? Don't keep me waiting, please.