Think Ya Know Me? Show Me, Homie.
"There are many people that say they're my friend, but few true friends. Friends are, afterall, quite exceptional. What is a friend? A friend is someone who knows everything about you, is able to tell you things about yourself that YOU dont know, and can answer a few questions about you on a quiz."
"So you think your my fiend? You really sure that you're qualified for that awesome position? Until now you, maybe you weren't sure. But thanks to this quiz about me in a few minutes you'll find out how close we really are and how good you pay attention!"