The Zombie Survival Test
''If zombies were real, what would I do?'' this is a question many people are asking themselves these days. Well folks, sorry to break it to you, but zombies ARE real. As real as you and me. I have come into possession of this highly classified document, my anonymous friend 'borrowed' it from the highest branch of the government itself. And now I share it with you, my fellow citizens. Do you have to take this test? By all means no. Would it help me survive instead of having my brains eaten out of my head? By all means yes. The choice is yours, choose wisely.
This test will test your survival instincts, as well as your knowledge of the undead. I may be executed for posting this on the internet, (the government said something about not wanting this to get out, on account of mass hysteria) but I think the public has a right to know and know how to defend themselves. Although I ask this of you, reader; mark what you would really do in the situation, not what would make you a hero. You'd be surprised.