The Sorting Hat Quiz
Oh you may not thing I am pretty. But don't judge on what you see. I'll eat myself if you can find a smarter hat than me. You can keep your bowlers black,your top hat sleek and tall for I'm the hogwarts sorting hat and I can cap them all there nothing hidden in your head that nothing I can see. So try me on and can see where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gryffindor where dwell the brave at heart. The daring nerve and chivalry sets Gryffindor apart. You might belong to hufflepuff where they are just and loyal. Or yet in wise Ravenclaw. Or perhaps in slytherin.