What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old What is your gender? Male Female When you are out in nature, what are you thinking? How majestic and thought-provoking Mother Nature is. Oh. God. BUGS! Let me inside! Now THIS looks like a good place to screw! I would enjoy this more if I was with someone I love. I'm bored. Can we go inside now? Let's play catch! Oo, or jump in puddles! You're going out tonight! What do you plan on doing? Going out? No, you must have me confused with someone who likes dark places full of drunk strangers. Drinking. A lot. And possibly saying/doing something I'll later regret. I'm just gonna go where the significant other wants, usually the same place with the same people. Checking out the newest release at the cinema and playing in the arcade til the show starts. Going out with my group of friends, getting trashed and dancing with everyone I can find. Go out? On such a clear night? Let's just watch the stars instead. It's dinner time! What are we having? I don't know. What do you want me to make? A vegetarian curry dish with a side of spicy chana masala! We're eating at a restaurant, one I trust. No nuts, no shellfish. Can I see the ingredients list, please? What kind of oil are you frying in? Hot dogs and Kraft mac 'n cheese! A medium-rare steak. Mm, grilled. Roast duck, champagne and chocolate covered strawberries for dessert. What's your favorite holiday? Christmas or any other gift-giving holiday. Halloween, as it is steeped in tradition. Saturday. I really don't like holidays. Valentine's Day. Love should always be celebrated! Columbus Day. Nothing changes for this one; it's just another day. You're getting a tattoo. What do you want? A Bettie Page-esque pinup! RAWR! Something in Latin, so dumbsh*ts can't figure it out. A tattoo? Do you realize the numerous risks involved!? Something peaceful, or celestial. Or something representative of Nature's cycles. My lover's name, a heart or our initials in an infinity symbol. A goomba from the original Mario Bros., pixelated and all! Alright, you woke up and now you're deciding what to wear today. ...so, what do you wear? My closet is impeccably organized. But, I saw a spider crawl in there the other day. To be on the safe side, I'm taking something from the dryer. I don't know. I found a rumpled shirt on my floor that didn't smell too bad. I'll just wear that with some jeans. Pajamas. Something loose and flowy that lets the air touch my skin. You know what they say. If you got it, flaunt it. So I'm going skin tight! Low cut shirt, high cut skirt. I've got this one outfit my significant other loves. S/he'll compliment me if I wear it...so I'm going to! You're at work and hear some people whispering around you. What do you do? Walk up to them and say, "Office gossip and you're not telling me? DISH, B*tch!" You continue to work. Who cares? They're all old and dumb anyway. Think, "That's really not nice, to be talking about others behind their backs," shrug and continue to work. Start giggling. It sounded like they just said "stain on her butt." Ease your way up gently and merge into the conversation like a ghost. Think to yourself, "Are they talking about me? They're talking about me, aren't they. Did they just say I have a stain on my pants? Oh no, oh no, oh no..." Of the animals listed below, which is your favorite? Puppies. They are so cute!!! Lovebirds. They are beautiful and they truly need one another. It's charming. Jaguar. Not only are they an exotic, slinky animal, but they make one hot car, too. Fish. They don't bite, they don't sting, they don't poop in my house, and I believe goldfish don't have venom. In case I did get bit. Which I might. You never know. Rats. They are misunderstood, and are quite entertaining and intelligent. Bears. They are earthy and feral, and represent Nature at her finest! Rainy days are... ...romantic and a good excuse to stay inside ::wink wink::! ...a hindrance to an otherwise gorgeous day. ...a pain in the butt cause now you have to run around and close all the windows. ...the maniacs who ruin my hair and makeup! ...a beautiful testament to life and nurturance. ...scary, with the thunder and the lightning... What is your favorite planet? (In Pee-Wee Herman voice) "Why? What's the significance? I DON'T KNOW!" The Earth seems like a logical answer to me. Why? What does it matter? Seriously, why are you asking me this? The moon. I know it's not technically a planet, but life wouldn't be the same without it. ::sigh:: I'd have to say Pluto. I feel bad for it, all lonely out there... Venus. We all know what happened with the Aniston-Jolie fiasco (thanks, National Enquirer). So, who's side were you on? Jennifer Aniston's, of course. She was wronged! Angelina Jolie. She knows what she wants and goes for it. Brad Pitt. I feel BAD for him for having been with either of them! It's really not any of my business. Or yours, for that matter! I really have no opinion. The whole thing makes me nervous. What if it happened to me? This got way too much media coverage. One's ugly,the other's a wh*re, and Brad Pitt looks like a monkey. Who cares? Pick your poison. Beer. Champagne. Anything I can get my hands on. Wine. Rum. Water.
