The Iwanaplayagame quiz

PLEASE IGNORE THIS!!! A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck, and he asks for a pint. The bartender says ok. Then the man asks whos in the lounge. And the bartender says 15 people playing darts. So the man says get them a pint too. Then he asks whos upstairs and the bartender says 150 people having a disco. And the man says get them a drink too. The bartender says to the man, that will be $328 please. And the man says sorry but I havent got that much money on me, and the bartneder says, If you were down in the pub a mile from here, they would of broke your neck. And the man says, Ive all ready been there.

PLEASE IGNORE THIS!!! duck walked into a bar and asked for a bunch of grapes. The barman said "We don't sell grapes". The duck asked for a bunch of grapes. The barman said "This is a pub. We don't sell grapes". The duck asked for a bunch of grapes and the barman lost his temper and threw the duck out. The next night the duck came in and asked for a bunch of grapes. The barman said "We don't sell grapes". The duck asked for a bunch of grapes. The barman said "I told you last night, this is a pub. We don't sell grapes. We don't have grapes." The duck asked for a bunch of grapes and the barman lost his temper again and threw him out. The next night the duck came in and asked for a bunch of grapes. The barman sighed and said "I keep telling you we don't sell grapes." The duck asked for a bunch of grapes. The barman lost his temper immediately, dragged the duck quacking to the door, threw him into the street and yelled "I've had enough of you are your grapes. Get out of here. And if you come in again tomorrow night and ask for a bunch of grapes I'm going to glue your webbed feet together! Understand?"