The Evilness Test

These are just a few jokes to fill in this gap, which we are forced to fill in. How rude! 30 Ways to Reduce Stress 1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time. 2. Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa. 3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on. 4. When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans. 5. Make a list of things to do that you have already done. 6. Dance naked in front of your pets. 7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong. 8. Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals. 9. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places. 10. Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives. 11. Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead. 12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day. 13. Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's wife. 14. Pay your electric bill in pennies.

15. Drive to work in reverse. 16. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like. 17. Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out. 18. Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg. 19. Polish your car with earwax. 20. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages. 21. Start a nasty rumour and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you. 22. Braid the hairs in each nostril. 23. Write a short story using alphabet soup. 24. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail. 25. Make up a language and ask people for directions in it. 26. Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper. 27. Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room. 28. Fill out every credit card application and magazine subscription you get and have them bill you later. 29. Buy a box of condoms. Ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are, and ask for help. 30. Do your assignments in binary code.

Created by: Jordan Austerberry
  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. I'm thinking of something. What am I thinking of?
  2. Who would you rather punch?
  3. The Queen asks you round for dinner via mail. How do you reply?
  4. If you was an evil animal, what would you be?
  5. Which vegetable do you think is more evil?
  6. Which would you rather do?
  7. Which horror character would you rather be?
  8. What would you rather run someone over with?
  9. Who is better?
  10. If you was an evil scientist, what would you invent?
  11. If you could bring someone back to life, who/what would you reincarnate?
  12. What would you use to kills omeone with?
  13. Which is more suitable for running someone over with?
  14. Who would win in a fight?
  15. Which weapon is the best?
  16. Pick the most Evil one.

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